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Zack Freeman twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon.
Zack Freeman tells the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt, a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team. A legendary Butt Hunter's formidable daughter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever.
Before he introduced the world to butts gone berserk, Andy Griffiths unleashed the JUST books: outlandish collections of silly stories that turned him into a bestselling sensation. Now Andy brings his insane brand of humor to this side of the Pacific -- and American readers won't believe what they've been missing! In JUST ANNOYING, you'll meet Andy, a boy with a dream: to become the most annoying kid in the world. Watch Andy bug his friends, irritate his sister, and drive his parents crazy -- and find out how much fun annoying people can be!
Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling JUST books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally sick out readers with this latest collection of just disgusting stories. Join Andy in his quest to gross out everyone around him with dead fish, mysterious brown blobs, flesh-eating zombies, and brussels sprouts. Each madcap adventure is more disgusting and hilarious than the last. You'll laugh so hard you'll lose your lunch!
Ever convinced a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Readers can join Andy as he attempts some of the best--and worst--practical jokes in history. Illustrations.
Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the internationally bestselling JUST books. He continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of shockingly funny stories. Join Andy in his quest to shock and annoy everyone around him. Brace yourself--here come The Playground of Doom, Girl Germs, and Andy the Robot. Each madcap adventure is more outrageous and hilarious than the last. You'll laugh so hard you'll lose your lunch!
Before introducing the world to butts gone bad, Andy Griffiths unleashed the bestselling JUST books. The series continues to amuse, annoy, and totally ick out readers with this latest collection of just stupid stories. GASP as Andy careens downhill in a runaway baby carriage wearing only a diaper. . . . SQUIRM as he almost explodes searching for a bathroom in a shopping mall. . . . GROAN as he stuffs twenty marshmallows in his mouth-and then has to kiss the cutest girl in class. . . But most of all, LAUGH -- because Andy Griffiths is back with more JUST STUPID adventures!
Is this the right book for you? Take the TRICKING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ever pretend that you are dead to get out of going to school? 2) Do you like to ring up people you know and pretend to be someone else? 3) Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths? 4) Do you own any of the following items: fake dog poo, rubber vomit, gorilla suit? 5) Do you wish that every day could be April Fools' Day? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are a practical joking genius. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a good practical joker. You will love this book. 0 You are not a practical joker. You are what practical jokers call a 'victim'. You will love this book.
Do you bounce so high on your bed that you hit your head on the ceiling? Do you ever look in the mirror and see a wild-eyed lunatic staring back at you? Do you often waste your time taking crazy tests like this one? If you're not completely crazy yet, you will be by the time you finish this book. Written by Andy Griffiths and starring. . . Andy Griffiths, this madcap collection of outrageous adventures and outlandish illustrations may drive you over the edge of sanity -- but it will be worth it!
The Academy's mascot is a pit bull, and its students have taken its lead when it comes to fierceness, strength, and desire to win. But never, ever underestimate the power of a banana. A banana? Yes Northwest Southeast Central's new mascot is a banana. And it's about to show the pit bull and its owners a thing or two. If it can only figure out where the field day is being held.... Once again, Andy Griffiths brings his laugh-a-minute sensibility to the corridors of grade school in a winning combination of super storytelling and hilarious humor.
Henry McThrottle and his friends never know what's going to happen when they get to their fifth-grade class. Flying lessons? Possible. Banana-appreciation exams? Definitely possible. High jinks galore? Guaranteed. In this case, the wackiness is fueled by the "Pencil of Doom", a strange and powerful pencil that Henry has inherited, which appears to be able to write the future as well as it can write on paper. In the right hands, it's a thing of fantasy. And in the wrong hands, it could spell ruination for the whole school! With his trademark humor, Andy Griffiths takes us to a school that's like no other and is sure to keep readers laughing.
Robots are running amok in Northwest Southeast Central school! It all started as a harmless science experiment meant to prove whether or not the new girl in school was, in fact, a ...robot. But now a robot of a different kind is chewing up the hallways and causing panic not seen in this area since ... "Schooling Around #3"! What are the students at Northwest Southeast Central going to do? RUN! And what are readers going to do? LAUGH!
Meet Henry McThrottle, a fifth-grader with an extremely active imagination. His flights of fancy lead to adventures of the sort only Andy Griffiths could dream up, in the first entry of a hilarious new series.
Tyrannosore-arse Rex versus Tricerabutt: Who kicked more butt? Stenchtiles and Farthropods: Which smelled most foul? Exstinktion: How did the buttosaurs get wiped? This book will tell you everything you need to know but were too grossed out to ask about prehistoric butt-related life forms and the complex stenchology of their environment. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks, "What buttosaur is that?" A must-have for every kid with a butt!
This thrilling sequel to the bestselling "The Day My Butt Went Psycho" boldly goes where no butt has gone before. Can young Zack stop an invasion of Zombie Butts from taking over the planet? Or is Earth doomed to suffer the tyranny of the stinkiest space invaders this side of Uranus?
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