The first step is admitting that you have a Bush problem-and that you have ten bucks for this book. * Do you think that after eight years of George Bush, this country is in good shape? * Do you feel that the U. S. Constitution has too many Amendments? * Do you often dream of George Bush in a flight suit? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, it's time to seek help. In the tradition of the bestsellingBush Survival Bible,The 12-Step Bush Recovery Programis a lifesaving handbook that will help you recover from the Bush years. This vital guide to post-Bush era wellness features useful discussions of important issues such as Avoiding Relapse, Dealing with Embarrassment, Making Your Home a Recovery Zone, and Staging an Intervention. George W. Bush isn't just a nuisance, he's a problem that afflicts nearly three out of four Americans. So if you or someone you love has a Bush problem, know this: You don't have to face it alone. Help is within reach. WithThe 12-Step Bush Recovery Program, you can share in the promise of a better you, a better America, a better world, and a better solar system. Does The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program work? Just look at these unsolicited testimonials: "The 12-Step Bush Recovery Programis the best book of its sort that I've ever read. " -G. Washington, Virginia "Every American should read this book in order to understand the depth of the problem as well as the need for a new president. " -A. Lincoln, Illinois "I liked this book, but I still don't understand what it's about. " -G. W. Bush, Texas "Read this book and I will shoot you. " -D. Cheney, Hades From the Trade Paperback edition.
Here is the reality: Bush won; Kerry lost. Here is your reaction: AA#RGH*HG@GHW & WGRWW!!?! Here is your salvation: The Bush Survival Bible Although many of you may try, you can't really do anything about the election results. But you can do something about your postelection stress disorder. Here are 250 ways to help you get through the next four years. For instance: Are you suicidal? Here are 5 antidepressants to consider. Are you cold? Here are 6 reasons to love global warming. Are you ready to leave the country? Here are 7 countries to move to. Are you political? Here are 6 ways to get involved in local politics. Are you spiritual? Here are 9 prayers to get you through the night. No matter who you are, no matter what you feel, there's a solution for you. Yes, Bush won. But that doesn't mean you have to lose. And remember, he can't run for a third term. Just 1,461 days to go! Light a candle, don't sweat the Bush stuff, and pray.
Whether you like it or not, Dick Cheney is our president. Whoops, we mean vice president. Now, just in time for hunting season, here's an indispensable guide fully loaded with tips for surviving these tortuous Cheney years, including: 6 actions to take if you think someone is spying on you; 4 recipes for cooking quail; 4 public relations steps to take if you've shot someo 9 things Halliburton is under investigation f 6 ways to impeach a vice president; 7 things to do if your children exhibit Cheney-like behavior (other than send them hunting with the vice president); and 9 ways to profit financially from Cheney. So take heart that we're in the last throes, if you will, of the Cheney reign. Remember, the best kind of leader by far is a lame duck!
In Silicon Valley legend Nolan Bushnells first book, he explains how to find and hire employees who have the potential to be the next Steve Jobs. Nolan Bushnell founded the groundbreaking gaming company Atari in 1972, and two years later employed Steve Jobs, as well as many other creatives over the course of his five decades in business. Here Bushnell explains how to find, hire, and nurture the people who could turn your company into the next Atari or the next Apple. Bushnells advice is constantly counter-intuitive, surprising, and atypical. When looking for employees, ignore credentials. Hire the obnoxious (in limited numbers). Demand a list of favorite books. Ask unanswerable questions. Comb through tweets. Just because youve hired creatives doesnt mean youll keep them. Once you have them, isolate them. Celebrate their failures. Encourage ADHD. Ply them with toys. Encourage them to make decisions by throwing dice. Invent haphazard holidays. Let them sleep. The business world is changing faster than ever, and every day your company faces new complications and difficulties. The only way to resolve these issues is to have a staff of wildly creative people who live as much in the future as the present, who thrive on being different, and whose ideas will guarantee that your company will prosper when other companies fail. Bio: About the Authors Nolan Bushnell is the founder of video game company Atari, Chuck E. Cheese-the first restaurant to integrate gaming into its entertainment model-as well as twenty-five other companies. Bushnell has been inducted into the Video Game Hall of Fame and the Consumer Electronics Association Hall of Fame, received the BAFTA Fellowship, and was named one of Newsweeks "50 Men Who Changed America. " Hes a frequent subject of media coverage and was prominently featured in Walter Isaacsons best selling book, Steve Jobs. Gene Stone, a former book, magazine, and newspaper editor for such companies as the Los Angeles Times, Esquire, Harcourt Brace, and Simon & Schuster, has ghostwritten thirty books (many of which were New York Times bestsellers) for a wide range of people in many different fields. Stone has also written numerous titles under his own name, including The Secrets of People Who Never Get Sick, which has been translated into more than twenty languages; the New York Times bestseller Forks Over Knives; and The Watch, the definitive book on the wristwatch. Editorial Reviews: "The man who helped give a generation the game of Pong now gives a new generation a series of pongs for their careers. Nolan Bushnells book is a spirited and insightful road map for anyone trying to navigate the new world of work. " -- Daniel H. Pink, author of To Sell Is Human and Drive "Nolan is a genius, and a generous one, too. Like most geniuses who share their secrets, his secrets are simple, and available to anyone with the guts to listen. " -- Seth Godin, Author, The Icarus Deception
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