Welcome to the world’s oldest profession . . . sales.Working in sales, you have the opportunity to make more money and drink more coffee than you ever thought possible! You also get these bonus benefits: customers who lie to your face, quotas that change as soon as you hit them, management that puts soul-crushing demands on you to produce . . . and so much pressure you’re likely to experience PSSD (Post Sales Stress Disorder). Whether you’ve been in sales for a while, are new to the game, or just need a lift, this humorous yet practical guide shows you how to:Overcome objections without tearsGet out of a sales slump…legallyCold call without sedativesBeg for referralsSpot common types of customers, coworkers, and managersDecipher compensation plansDeal with the day-to-dayMaintain a social life (mission impossible) And much, much moreThe Sales Survival Handbook contains all the do’s, don’ts, quizzes, lists, and real-world advice you need to survive the agony and enjoy the ecstasy of your sales career.
