Just seein' all the ZZ Top-lookin' folks drinkin' beer, havin' a good time, and not givin' a darn is awesome. And that's just the women!
Dieting: I once went on the "liquid diet." I was supposed to drink nothin' but liquids for a week.
But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I'll never drink it again.
Why his catchphrase "git-r-done" is better than other catchphrases:
Ya can't be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher "Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!" It makes no sense.
But you could yell "Git-r-done" and everyone would know what you meant. The red state-blue state divide:
Is Dr. Seuss runnin' the government? Larry's mom on Larry's book:
"There's really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read." -Larry's mom