You Know You're A Horse Lover When ...
If you won a snazzy new sports car in the lottery you'd trade it in for a pickup truck with a towing package.
Your paycheck barely covers your food bill but all your horses eat premium foods.
All the other girls were designing their dream home, you were designing your dream barn.
You spend far more on your riding clothes than on the rest of your wardrobe.
You call the vet when a horse just looks cross-eyed but a family member has to be on their death bed before you take them to see the doctor.
Your barn is cleaner than your house.
You are better at braiding your horse's tail than your daughter's hair.
You've stopped at more stables than museums while on vacation.
You cringe at paying five bucks for lunch but don't blink at spending twenty or thirty on a riding lesson.
You can't eat a carrot or apple without feeling guilty about not sharing it with your horse.
Your significant other says, "It's me or the horses," and you hesitate . . .
You pay more to board your horses than you do for your hotel room.
