For every student who's ever wondered what would happen "If Kids Were Put In Charge of Schools" or "Needed Cures for a Boring School Day," here are thirty-seven poems that capture the funny, wondrous, and sometimes horryfying moments that can happen only in a classroom. From the hilarious "Eric Is Allergic to Girls" to the frightening "Day My Mother Came to School in Her Nightgown," these poems and miniplays are sure to delight and entertain student and teachers of all ages. But beware! If you read this book, you may become stuck to it like glue!--From back cover