Gwenny Goblin is fourteen and since her father has just died she is the one who must succeed him as Goblin leader. To do this she must join the adult conspiracy and find out the magic behind summoning the stork and why ladies must never show the color of their panties to any male. Gwenny must also go on a journey to find out what is between the rok and the hard place. A Xanth novel. Another punny journey through magic lives. Explicit descriptions of the adult conspiracy. Not for those who freak out in a panty store.