Fifty Shades of Grass: Erotica for classy blokes (Fifty Shades of Blokes #1)

By: L.O.L. James

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Synopsis: Christina is trying to use Dave&’s love of sport to get him into bed, but of course he has no clue and is just &“stoked&” he&’s found a girl who adores talking about bouncers, behinds, and superb ball handling as much as he does. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don&’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a &‘bit of rough&’. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what&’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around. With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won&’t &‘possess you&’ or &‘obsess you&’, but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: • How do men and women ever get together? • How many men are really as simple as Dave? • What does it say about our sex lives when &‘the real books&’ sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.

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