New Teeth: Stories

By: Simon Rich

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Synopsis: Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the &“Serena Williams of humor writing&” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying to learn how not to be one. Called a &“comedic Godsend&” by Conan O&’Brien, and &“the Stephen King of comedy writing&” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet. Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging with co-parenting. A woman raised by wolves prepares for her parents&’ annual Thanksgiving visit. An aging mutant superhero is forced to learn humility when the mayor kicks him upstairs to a desk job. And in the hard-boiled caper, &“The Big Nap,&” a weary two-year-old detective struggles to make sense of &“a world gone mad.&” Equal parts silly and sincere, New Teeth is an ode to growing up, growing older, and what it means to make a family.