New Dad, Same Bad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day for That First Sleepless Year

By: Slade Wentworth

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Synopsis: Q: Why is that baby still in diapers?A: I&’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two.Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby&’s first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they&’re in for. Classically corny plus new cringe, these jokes help first-time dads take a load off, tickle their loved ones, and give baby their first giggly groan. New Dad, Same Bad Jokes won&’t make it easier to be a new parent, but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs, new-dad tips, and prompts to document the messy, endearing, and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan!Inside, Dad will find: A joke a day for baby&’s first year! Baby jokes and a whole lot more. 365 classic puns, one-liners, and Q&As to give you a zing when that coffee won&’t quite cut it.Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. Stop pee mid-air? Wrap baby like a burrito? Help mom eat one-handed? Tips you didn&’t know you needed to survive year one.Space to record early memories of baby. Prompts to jot down the sweet, the silly, the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.