The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, and So Much More (Proprietary)

By: Lawrence Dorfman

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Synopsis: The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that's sure to change your life-or at least induce a light chuckle.One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark."She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork." -Jonathan Swift"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." -P. G. Wodehouse"He's a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post." -Tom Waits"They hardly make 'em like him anymore-but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway." -Hunter S. Thompson"He has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticks" -Lily Tomlin"He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair." -Theodore RooseveltSnark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile that's saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!

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