Mama for President: Good Lord, Why Not?
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- Synopsis
- Listen Up, America!The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president!Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle:Immigration--I'll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.Emergency Preparedness--Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I'm talking about Domino's and Pizza Hut.Airport Security--As long as we have to take our shoes off, I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.Animals--If I have a dog at the White House, I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive, which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.Thelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same!
- Copyright:
- 2008
Book Details
- Book Quality:
- Publisher Quality
- Book Size:
- 208 Pages
- ISBN-13:
- 9781418575908
- Related ISBNs:
- 9781401604097
- Publisher:
- Thomas Nelson
- Date of Addition:
- 08/10/23
- Copyrighted By:
- Vicki Lawrence
- Adult content:
- No
- Language:
- English
- Has Image Descriptions:
- No
- Categories:
- Humor, Politics and Government
- Submitted By:
- Bookshare Staff
- Usage Restrictions:
- This is a copyrighted book.