Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread: A Cowgirl's Guide to Life

By: Gladiola Montana

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Synopsis: Get the western woman&’s take on life with this collection of wise and witty quips and quotations. &“Callin&’ women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin&’ men the stronger one.&” &“Anybody who thinks they know everything ain&’t been around long enough to know anything.&” &“When a cowboy gives you the key to his truck, you know you&’re close to winning the key to his heart.&” &“If you&’re fixin&’ to get yourself a good stallion, don&’t go lookin&’ in the donkey corral.&” As long as the cowboy has been a hero in our imaginations, the cowgirl has been leading him from behind. In this compilation, you&’ll find page after page of humorous, homespun sayings from her point of view that are sure to inspire, make you think, and make you laugh. Henry Ward Beecher said, &“The common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.&” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch…lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!

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