Don't Whiz on an Electric Fence: Grandpa's Country Wisdom

By: Roy English

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Synopsis: The author of Advice from a Country Farmer and When I Am an Old Coot drops some commonsensical knowledge on country folk everywhere. Henry Ward Beecher said &“the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.&” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch—lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, an all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! From grandpa&’s mouth to his ears, former judge Roy English shares what he&’s learned about life, success, and farm animals. &“Don&’t name a pig you plan to eat.&”&“Early to bed and early to rise will pretty much shut down the domino game.&”&“Trouble is a private thing; don&’t lend it, and don&’t borrow it.&”&“Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.&”&“The weather can make a farmer look mighty smart, or mighty dumb.&” &“Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.&”

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