The Big Ass Book of Jokes
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- Synopsis
- SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERSDon't you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there's a joke to tell every day about everything-from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians. Why don't women blink during foreplay?They don't have time. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day. The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage."That's holy water from Rome," says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, "This smells more like whisky.""Isn't that amazing," says Collin. "Another miracle!" A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at him, "Shut up! You're next!" A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. "That's a very smart dog," says the man."He's not so cleaver," says one of the players. "Every time he gets
- Copyright:
- 2009
Book Details
- Book Quality:
- Publisher Quality
- ISBN-13:
- 9781569759400
- Related ISBNs:
- 9781569756492
- Publisher:
- Ulysses Press
- Date of Addition:
- 09/22/14
- Copyrighted By:
- AAPPL Artists' and Photographers' Press Ltd
- Adult content:
- No
- Language:
- English
- Has Image Descriptions:
- No
- Categories:
- Humor
- Submitted By:
- Bookshare Staff
- Usage Restrictions:
- This is a copyrighted book.