Santa Responds: He's Had Enough...and He's Writing Back!

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Synopsis
Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids.

Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World Your pal, Santa

Copyright:
2008

Book Details

Book Quality:
Publisher Quality
Book Size:
130 Pages
ISBN-13:
9780786741052
Related ISBNs:
9780786741052
Publisher:
Perseus
Date of Addition:
Copyrighted By:
Santa Enterprises
Adult content:
No
Language:
English
Has Image Descriptions:
No
Categories:
Entertainment, Nonfiction, Humor
Submitted By:
Bookshare Staff
Usage Restrictions:
This is a copyrighted book.

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