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Knock-Knock Jokes & Silly Stories for Kids
by May B. GigglinIn this book of knee-slapping knock-knocks and silly stories, kids will discover swallowed gum, peanut butter–eating elephants, and monsters roaming the desert. Best of all, with Knock-Knock Jokes and Stilly Stories for Kids, children will boost their reading skills and confidence all while becoming proud joke-tellers along the way. Jokes galore! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes and silly stories to keep kids entertained at home, in the car, or on the go! The power of silly: LOL-funny jokes and silly stories motivate kids to read aloud and create fun, shared memories with friends and family. Early reader–friendly: Tailored to early and reluctant readers, the book begins with bite-sized jokes and progresses to full-page stories, making reading fun and easy for those just getting started. Look here! Funny illustrations to bring kids deeper into the joke and help little ones with comprehension.
Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids
by Craig YoeThe follow-up to LOL: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids, this jam-packed knock-knock joke book is perfect for young comedians!Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner! With over 700 silly knock-knock jokes, this book is ready to knock down your door with hours and hours of the wackiest “Who’s There?” answers ever. Perfect for sharing with friends, Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids will have your young comedian howling with laughter!
Knocked Out (Fountas & Pinnell LLI Gold #Level Q)
by Michael SullivanKnocked Out Author: Michael Sullivan
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
by Louise RennisonAs I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable.The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher.In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #3)
by Louise RennisonAs I was going out of my bedroom door I remembered my nungas. Perhaps I should take some precautions to keep them under strict control. Maybe bits of Sellotape on the ends of them to keep them from doing anything alarming? I'd like to trust them, but they are very unreliable.The irrepressible heroine of the Michael L. Printz Honor Book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is back, and funnier than ever! Georgia has finally landed Robbie the Sex God, but he's never around, and Georgia's ex, Dave the Laugh, is starting to look quite dreamy. Strangely, so does just about every other guy Georgia meets, even the new French teacher.In this third installment of Georgia's hilarious confessions, Georgia's "red bottomosity" is out of control! Whatever will happen next?
Knockin' on Wood
by Lynne BaraschThis biography tells the story of Clayton "Peg Leg" Bates (1907-1998), an African American who overcame the hardship of losing a leg at the age of 12 in a factory accident and went on to become a world-renowned tap dancer.
Knockout
by K. A. HoltLevi just wants to be treated like a typical kid. As a baby, he had a serious disease that caused him respiratory issues. He's fine now, but his mom and overprotective brother still think of him as damaged, and his schoolmates see him as the same class clown he's always been. He feels stuck. So when his dad—divorced from his mom—suggests he take up boxing, he falls in love with the sport. And when he finds out about a school with a killer boxing team and a free-study curriculum, it feels like he's found a ticket to a new Levi. But how can he tell his mom about boxing? And how can he convince his family to set him free? <P><P><i>Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.</i>
Knot Cannot
by Tiffany StoneA pun-packed look at friendship, jealousy, and being yourselfKnot is a piece of rope who longs to do the same things as Snake. Snake can slither and swim and hiss. Sadly, Knot cannot! But when Snake finds herself in a pickle, Knot discovers there's one thing he can do that Snake cannot. Knot can knot--a lot! With wordplay a-plenty, this uproarious read-a-loud encourages readers to find--and celebrate!--whatever it is they do best.
Knot Too Shabby!
by Nancy Zhang Chloe TaylorZoey's summer is going to be busy--but can she survive it without blogging? Includes "Sew Zoey" blog posts and fashion illustrations.In the seventh book in the Sew Zoey series, it's almost summer vacation, and Zoey Webber won't exactly be taking it easy. First she's going to New York to meet her favorite fashion designer and spend the day at her design studio. Then she's staying for an action-packed weekend in the city that never sleeps. And the fun doesn't stop there: she and her friend Priti are going to sleepaway camp for the first time! The camp has canoeing, crafts...and a "no technology" rule. How will Zoey survive six weeks without sewing and blogging?
Knots in My Yo-Yo String
by Jerry Spinelli"A master of those embarrassing, gloppy, painful, and suddenly wonderful things that happen on the razor's edge between childhood and full-fledged adolescence" (The Washington Post), Newbery medalist Jerry Spinelli has penned his early autobiography with all the warmth, humor, and drama of his best-selling fiction. From first memories through high school, including first kiss, first punch, first trip to the principal's office, and first humiliating sports experience, this is not merely an account of a highly unusual childhood. Rather, like Spinelli's fiction, its appeal lies in the accessibility and universality of his life. Entertaining and fast-paced, this is a highly readable memoir-- a must-have for Spinelli fans of all ages.From the Trade Paperback edition.
Knots on a Counting Rope
by John Archambault Bill Martin Jr.Boy-Strength-of-Blue-Horses and his grandfather reminisce about the young blind boy's birth, his first horse, and an exciting horse race.
Know And Follow Rules (Learning To Get Along® )
by Meredith Johnson Cheri J. MeinersThis ninth book in the Learning to Get Along series focuses on skills for recognizing, learning, and following rules in school, childcare, home, and other social settings. Full color.
Know Fear (The Lurker Files #2)
by Scott CiencinThe Lurker continues to reign at Wintervale University -- a dark, terrible force at the heart of the campus computer network, weaving an electronic web of deceit. The Lurker can never have too many minions...
Know How to Say No to Drugs and Alcohol: A Kid's Guide
by Jim AuerAlcohol and drugs can confuse younger children. Children often hear prohibitions and warnings without understanding the basics of why. This book wraps the "Just Say No" message in fresh paper and points children toward reaching their dreams without risking alcohol and drug derailment.
Know It, Show It, Grade 5, Independent Practice (Into Reading)
by Houghton HarcourtNIMAC-sourced textbook
Know It, Show It, Grade K, Independent Practice (Into Reading, Read Aloud Module 10)
by Houghton HarcourtNIMAC-sourced textbook
Know Your Cat
by Amy TaoCats are amazing creatures! They have a lot of senses that make the way they see, hear, and smell very different from humans. Do you know the differences between cat and human senses?
Know Your Rights!: A Modern Kid's Guide to the American Constitution
by Laura BarcellaWe the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union . . . establish this Constitution for the United States of America.A simple, unintimidating introduction to the US Constitution and the rights it grants every American citizen. The American Constitution is one of the nation&’s most important documents—but what is it saying, exactly? This book helps children understand the answer to that question. In simple, accessible language, it describes how the Constitution was drafted and who the Founding Fathers were; provides a summary of all the articles, amendments, and the Bill of Rights; and explains why the document remains so relevant today.
Know Your Senses (Health and My Body)
by Mari SchuhYour five senses help make every day complete. From smelling and tasting breakfast to feeling soft sheets when you climb into bed, your senses play a big part in your life. Descriptive text and energetic photos highlight the importance of taste, touch, sight, smell, and hearing. Know Your Senses includes a glossary, a read more section, kid-friendly Internet sites, and an index.
Know-It-All
by Donna Jo NapoliNick thinks he can figure out everything on his own. Why should he have to read books when he can make things up himself? It will take an important lesson from the Little Angel of Learning to change his mind.
Knowing Me, Knowing You
by Helen BaileyChantelle 'Channy' Allen is just about enduring her slightly bored teenage existence - trying not to die of embarrassment every time her parents' Abba tribute band perform a cringing medley of hits in front of all her friends...But then Channy finds out something that turns her world upside down; something that makes perfect sense, but at the same time seems utterly ridiculous. Something that Channy is intent on investigating - despite the distraction of gorgeous French exchange student Antoine.Channy's about to learn a valuable life lesson: sometimes curiosity is a dangerous thing...
Knowing Shakespeare
by Lowell Gallagher Shankar RamanA collection of essays on the ways the senses 'speak' on Shakespeare's stage. Drawing on historical phenomenology, science studies, gender studies and natural philosophy, the essays provide critical tools for understanding Shakespeare's investment in staging the senses.
Knowing Your Civil Rights (True Books)
by Christin Ditchfield<p>One of the few civics series targeted at the elementary grade level. Most civics books are aimed at middle school or older students. <p> <li>Good introduction for 3rd to 5th graders on the basics of civics. <li>Cross-curricular material includes information about American history as well as government and politics. <li>Index helps readers find key subject matter quickly. <li>"To Find Out More" section directs readers to other books, organizations, and web sites for further information on the subject. <li>Sidebars enhance the text by providing additional facts and information.</li> </p>
Knowing about Noses
by Allan FowlerFrom friendly dolphins to giant pandas, from icebergs and glaciers to energy from the sun, from magnets to solids, liquids, and gases, Rookie Read-About Science is a natural addition to the primary-grade classroom with books that cover every part of the science curricula. Includes: animals, nature, scientific principles, the environment, weather, and much more!