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Naughty Christmas Nights
by Tawny WeberThis Christmas, it's nice vs. naughty... Lace stockings... Hailey North has worked her butt off to make Merry Widow Lingerie a success. But if she doesn't win the bid for Rudolph's department store, she's in big trouble. Her strategy? To prove that romance, playfulness and eroticism are what women want. The problem, however, is what Hailey wants...her wickedly hot, sexy competitor. Or black leather? Sex sells, and the Milano line is certainly all about sex. Besides, winning is the only way Gage Milano can extract himself from the family business. Unfortunately, Hailey's romantic lingerie threatens not only his freedom, but his libido! But when their professional rivalry turns into a red-hot rendezvous, the competition really starts heating up. And Xmas is about to get a whole lot more X-rated!
Naughty Claudine's Christmas
by Patrick JenningsClaudine doesn't think Santa should be allowed to just barge into her house-that's not polite at all! The only way to keep him out? Get on his Naughty List . . . If you think about it, Santa is a pretty rude guy. He watches you while you sleep. He withholds presents if he decides you weren't good this year. And he sneaks into your house! Uninvited! Claudine wants none of it-she is determined to keep Santa away from her house this Christmas! And the only way to do it? Be as NAUGHTY as possible. Too bad Claudine's actually a pretty good kid at heart . . . This out-of-the-ordinary perspective on the beloved holiday figure will have kids rolling with laughter, while letting them know that it's okay to have an opinion different from the norm!
Nav's Foolproof Guide to Falling in Love
by Jessica LewisNav knows how to flirt, but she also knows love is a messy losing proposition. As proof, her best friend, Hallie, is constantly getting her heart broken. And when Hallie goes to her boring academic camp this summer, Nav won&’t be there to protect her for the first time in their lives. So when shy new girl Gia asks Nav for help getting Hallie&’s attention, Nav finds a way to make it work for her. In exchange for lessons in romance, Gia, whose mom runs the camp, will help get Nav a spot there. And if her coaching works, maybe Hallie can date someone who will treat her right for a change. Except…Gia&’s not just bad at flirting, she&’s terrible. She&’s too anxious to even speak to Hallie, never mind date her. Training Gia quickly becomes a disaster. Worse, Gia&’s every awkward joke and catastrophic fake date makes Nav like Gia a little bit more…and not in a friend way. Which puts a really, really big wrench in Nav&’s plans. As Nav&’s feelings change, she&’ll have to decide what&’s more important: sticking to her plan for the perfect summer or taking a chance on learning more about love than she ever expected.
Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird)
by Michael Ian BlackNew York Times bestselling author and stand-up comedian Michael Ian Black delivers a frank and funny memoir about confronting his genetic legacy as he hits his forties.Whether it's family history, religion, aging, or his parents, Michael Ian Black always has something to say in the dry, irreverent voice that has captured a fan base of millions. When a medical diagnosis forces him to realize he's not getting any younger, he reexamines his life as a middle-aged guy--of course, in the deadpan wit and self-deprecating vignettes that have become trademarks of his humor. The alt-comedy take on getting older, Navel Gazing is a funny-because-it's-true memoir about looking around when you're forty and realizing that life is about more than receding hairlines and proving one's manliness on Twitter--it's about laughing at yourself.
Navidad de Escopeta
by Steve VernonHay una gran colina vieja en trineo a no más de dos o tres bolas de nieve de nuestra casa, justo detrás de la casa de Hank Macabee. Esa colina me estaba esperando a mí y a mi nuevo tobogán. Es una de esas colinas que se acercan sigilosamente con una bajada larga y lenta que aumenta la velocidad a medida que avanza con una protuberancia al final que nunca ves venir. Tampoco vi lo que vendría después. El árbol de Navidad se estrelló contra la ventana salediza de Hank Macabee. El soporte del árbol traqueteó detrás de él y rebotó con un ruido metálico en el césped delantero medio congelado de Hank. Hank entró por la puerta con una escopeta en la mano. Llevaba una bata de cuadros escoceses de Nueva Escocia y un par de zapatillas pitufo azules borrosas. Bombeó y explotó el árbol de Navidad, rompiendo las decoraciones que escaparon del lanzamiento inicial de la imagen de la ventana caber. Continuó bombeando y disparando hasta que su escopeta se secó ... ¿POR QUÉ Hank Macabee está disparando su árbol de Navidad? Obtenga una copia hoy de estos dos cuentos sorprendentemente conmovedores y descúbralo usted mismo.
Navidad en Nueva York: Un cuento y una receta
by Jeanette WintersonUna pequeña y romántica revisión del cuento de navidad de Dickens. Sam, un hombre adulto de treinta y dos años vive cegado por una anodina rutina de la que no parece percatarse incluso en Navidad se ve obligado a romper esa ceguera guiado por Lucille, una compañera de trabajo. Este cuento incluye, no sólo una lectura agradable compuesta de sonrisas inesperadas, sino que añade una atípica e inspiradora receta de salmón ahumado.
Navidades con un kelpie
by Steve Vernon Estrella García AlbaceteEntonces, ¿qué hace este kelpie con una bibliotecaria y una asesina a sueldo vestida como Papá Noel en un callejón oscuro? ¿Qué secreto esconde el caldero del Ejército de salvación? Todas estas respuestas y más te esperan en este relato de romance paranormal, escrito para lectores que ODIAN leer romance. ¿QUÉ DICE LA GENTE DE STEVE VERNON? «Si Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson y Robert Bloch hicieran un trío en un jacuzzi y un equipo de científicos filtrara el agua para recuperar el ADN, el resultado genético del experimento sería Steve Vernon».―Bookgasm «Steve Vernon es una especia de anomalía en el mundo de la literatura de terror: es una de las voces más frescas del género aunque su carrera comenzó hace 20 años. En su escritura mezcla una confianza en sí mismo con un fanfarroneo poco común, y conduce al lector por toda una gama de emociones que van desde el miedo más profundo y aversión a la compasión y risa».―Cemetery Dance «Armado con un extraño sentido del humor, mucha originalidad, la habilidad de correr riesgos y unas fuertes descripciones, Steve tiene lo que hay que tener».―Dark Discoveries
Navy SEAL Dad (Bachelors & Babies)
by Metsy HingleLieutenant Commander Pete "Mac" McKenna had returned to New Orleans a wounded hero, after a Navy SEAL mission gone bad had possibly ended his much-loved career. But there was another reason Mac had come to the Big Easy-and her name was Rachel Grant.Every day Rachel was reminded of her brief and oh-so-hot affair with Mac McKenna. They'd been apart for two years, and yet Mac's mere presence still made her weak in the knees. And although he claimed to want a second chance, Rachel feared he'd eventually ship out again...especially when he knew the secret she harbored!
Ne'er Duke Well
by Alexandra VastiINSTANT USA TODAY BESTSELLER!Featured in Entertainment Weekly, New York Times, Good Housekeeping, NPR, Oprah Daily, and more…In this steamy Regency romp, Lady Selina is determined to find the Duke of Stanhope the perfect wife—the only problem is she's starting to think that might be her. Peter Kent—newly inherited Duke of Stanhope and recently of New Orleans, Louisiana—must become respectable. Between his radical politics and the time he interrupted a minor royal wedding with a flock of sheep—not his fault!—he’s developed a scandalous reputation at odds with his goal of becoming guardian to his half siblings. For help, he turns to the cleverest and most managing woman of his acquaintance, Lady Selina Ravenscroft. Selina is society’s most proper debutante, save one tiny secret: she runs an erotic circulating library for women. When Peter asks for her help, she suggests courtship and marriage to a lady of unimpeachable reputation. (Which is to say, definitely not herself.) But matchmaking doesn’t go according to plan. Peter’s siblings run rampant on Bond Street. Selina ends up in the Serpentine. And worst of all, the scorching chemistry between Peter and Selina proves impossible to resist. For the disreputable duke and his unpredictable matchmaker, falling in love just might be the ultimate scandal.“As hot as it is heartfelt, this will have historical romance fans hooked.” – Publisher’s Weekly, starred review“An irresistible delight from a remarkable new talent.” – India Holton, USA Today bestselling author of The Ornithologist’s Field Guide to Love
Neanderthal Opens The Door To The Universe
by Preston NortonPerfect for fans of John Green and Becky Albertalli, Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe is a "sneakily thought-provoking" and "utterly unforgettable" must-read for every fan of contemporary YA. Cliff Hubbard is a huge loser. Literally. His nickname at Happy Valley High School is Neanderthal because he's so enormous-6'6" and 250 pounds to be exact. He has nobody at school, and life in his trailer-park home has gone from bad to worse ever since his older brother's suicide. There's no one Cliff hates more than the nauseatingly cool quarterback Aaron Zimmerman. Then Aaron returns to school after a near-death experience with a bizarre claim: while he was unconscious he saw God, who gave him a list of things to do to make Happy Valley High suck less. And God said there's only one person who can help: Neanderthal. To his own surprise, Cliff says he's in. As he and Aaron make their way through the List, which involves a vindictive English teacher, a mysterious computer hacker, a decidedly unchristian cult of Jesus Teens, the local drug dealers, and the meanest bully at HVHS, Cliff feels like he's part of something for the first time since losing his brother. But fixing a broken school isn't as simple as it seems, and just when Cliff thinks they've completed the List, he realizes their mission hits closer to home than he ever imagined. Razor sharp, moving, and outrageously funny, Neanderthal Opens the Door to the Universe is an unforgettable story of finding your place in an imperfect world.
Near Neighbours
by Gordon LeggeNEAR NEIGHBOURS introduces an eccentric world very like our own, peopled by characters who live for football, music and sex but who are also monopedes, cross-gender doppelgangers, window-fetishists or sock-throwers. A master of broad farce and the paranoid monologue, Gordon Legge looks obliquely at life and returns it to us all with its grim hilarity, sadness and humanity restored. Gordon Legge's first collection of stories, IN BETWEEN TALKING ABOUT THE FOOTBALL, was hailed by the New York Times as a 'cult classic'. With this, his second, he joins the ranks of Irvine Welsh, Alan Warner and Duncan Mclean as one of the most exciting and original of the new Scots writers.
Nearing Ninety: And Other Comedies of Late Life (Judith Viorst's Decades)
by Judith ViorstThe newest illustrated poetry collection in beloved author Judith Viorst’s “decade” series (from It’s Hard to Be Hip Over Thirty to Unexpectedly Eighty), exploring, with her signature savvy and humor, what it means to be an impending nonagenarian.In Nearing Ninety, bestselling author Judith Viorst candidly shares the complicated joys and everyday tribulations that await us at the age of ninety, all with a large dose of humor and an understanding that nothing—well, almost nothing—in life should be taken too seriously. While she struggles to make it to midnight on New Year's Eve, while she’s starting to hear more eulogies than symphonies, while she’ll forever be disheartened by what she weighs (and forever unable to stop weighing herself), there is plenty to cherish at ninety: hanging out with the people she loves. Playing a relentless game of Scrabble. And still sleeping tush-to-tush with the same man to whom she’s been married for sixty years. Accompanied by Laura Gibson’s whimsical illustrations, Nearing Ninety’s amusing and touching reflections make this collection relatable to readers of all ages. With the wisdom and spunk of someone who’s seen it all, Viorst gently reminds us that everybody gets old, and that the best medicine at any age is laughter.
Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad: Stories
by Damilare KukuThe anti-rom-com debut collection that took Nigeria by storm, featuring twelve “bewitching and revelatory” (The New York Times) and “ridiculously entertaining” (Booklist starred review) stories about the perils and pitfalls of dating men in Lagos, from a rising star of Nollywood“Sharply observational, funny and profound, this book is dynamic sociological satire that is as universal as it is specific.” —Bolu Babalola, author of Reese's Book Club pick and national bestseller Honey and Spice*INCLUDES A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN SNEAK PEEK OF DAMILARE KUKU'S FORTHCOMING NOVEL*One night, you will calmly put a knife to your husband's private part and promise to cut it off. It will scare him so much that the next day, he will call his family members for a meeting in the house. He will not call your family members, but you will not care. You won’t need them. In this remarkable short story collection, Damilare Kuku takes us deep into the heart of modern Lagos, Nigeria’s largest city, and the lives of a collection of audacious women who cope with romantic difficulties by brilliantly turning the tables on the men who wrong them.One hardworking married woman calmly threatens sharp-edged revenge on her lazy, hypocritical husband. Another skillfully protects her own business interests by shielding her pastor-husband from allegations of cheating that may or may not be true. A group of wealthy wives deceived by their husbands join forces in a WhatsApp support group called the Virtuous Wives Guild. And a discerning dater fed up with Nigerian men makes a vow to date only oyibos before discovering that white men can act just as badly.A bestseller in Damilare Kuku’s native Nigeria, Nearly All the Men in Lagos Are Mad is a raunchy, satisfying, and outrageous read steeped in the chaos and allure of sub-Saharan Africa’s largest city. It’s also a love letter to Nigerian women: the women in these stories may be confronted at every turn with liars, scammers, and cheaters in their quests for love, but they always figure out how to come out victorious.
Nearly Nonsense: Hoja Tales from Turkey
by Rina SinghNasrudin Hoja was a mullah (teacher) in Turkey. He was a busy man – he worked in a vineyard, gave sermons at the mosque, and was sometimes even a judge. He did all of this with a nagging wife, a constant stream of uninvited visitors, and many animals. Although Hoja&’s life wasn&’t easy, his heart was always light and his observations about life held a witty twist. For instance, when his donkey got lost, his neighbors offered sympathy, but Hoja found the bright side: &“Imagine if I were riding the donkey at the time. I&’d be lost too!&”Though the ten Hoja stories presented by Rina Singh and richly illustrated by Farida Zaman are funny, each one contains such insight into human nature that Sufi teachers use them to illustrate their teachings. Traditional Turkish Hoja stories are much-loved throughout Asia, and Nearly Nonsense brings them to a North American readership sure to enjoy them and, through laughter, to learn from them.
Nearlywed
by Nicolas DiDomizioAn engaged couple's compatibility is put to the test during their ill-fated early honeymoon in this smart, dazzling, and provocative summer comedy perfect for fans of People We Meet on Vacation.5 Signs You and Your Fiancé Might Be Secretly Incompatible…and #3 Will Shock You!Ray Bruno and Kip Hayes are horrible on paper. Ray is a chaotic millennial ex-clickbait-writer who's been oversharing his every thought online since he was a teenager, and Kip is a pragmatic Gen X doctor who values privacy above all else.But somehow it all manages to work…until Ray convinces Kip to join him for an early honeymoon at a famous lux resort in Ray's coastal New England hometown, eschewing the tradition of bachelor parties and hoping to recharge before their end-of-August wedding. When a surprising encounter with another couple at the resort leads to a series of escalating mishaps and miscommunications, Ray and Kip are forced to look at their many differences in a stark new light, turning the trip into less of a vacation and more of a test: will they be able to work through their issues in time for the big day? Or is this marriage over before it begins?
Nearlyweds
by Beth KendrickEveryone says the first year of marriage is the hardest . . . but what would you do if you found out that you were never really married in the first place? In this irresistible romantic comedy from award-winning author Beth Kendrick, three wildly different women form an unlikely friendship as they try to decide whether they'd do it all again. They've had the white dresses and the fancy receptions. But now that the honeymoon's over, Stella, Casey, and Erin have each had to face some hard truths about the men they've married and the lives they've chosen. So when the news breaks that the pastor who presided over their weddings failed to file a few critical pieces of paper, none of these newlyweds are rushing down to the courthouse to legalize their vows. Instead, the brides share their hopes, disappointments, and secrets while grappling with that pivotal question: Should they stay or should they go?
Neck & Neck
by Elise ParsleyIn this crowd-pleasing read-aloud from the creator of the bestselling If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!, a giraffe's self-esteem is tested during a hilarious confrontation between unlikely look-alikes!Everybody loves Leopold the giraffe. He inspires awe and wonder. His adoring fans gaze and cheer. Best of all, they feed him lots of deeeelicious snacks! But, one day, a shiny, bobble-headed new rival comes in and ruins everything...a giraffe-shaped balloon! Just how far will Leopold go to prove that he's the hero of the zoo? Readers learn that actions speak far louder than looks in this laugh-out-loud face-off from Elise Parsley--the New York Times bestselling creator of the Magnolia Says DON'T! series.
Necking
by SalvatoreHE ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS EXACTLY HIS TYPE -- B POSITIVEGia Felice has a Rolodex full of vampires, werewolves, witches,and aliens--not to mention the livestock suppliers, to the hotels, and sleazy bars that cater to her clients' more carnal needs. Sometimes being the premier book publicist tothe underworld can suck--literally. Especially if you're human. Especially if you've got the hots for irresistible Johnny and his sly half smile that shows just a little fang. Her best friend, Lola, a werewolf, can't talk any sense into her, and now Gia's agreed to help Belladonna Nightshade, a New YorkTimes bestselling vampire author, find the supernatural killing machine who changed Bella centuries ago . . . if he doesn't find Gia first. Yesterday, Gia's biggest problem was how to get an alien with a metal skeleton through airport security. Today she's got a bloodthirsty boyfriend dying to get into her pants, and an evil, centuries-old vampire on the hunt for her. Who knew publicity was such a deadly business?
Necroeconomía: El manual para entender la economía perversa
by Marta Flich Dario AdantiMarta Flich, «la musa de la izquierda», repasa desde la ironía y el humor las claves para entender, de una vez por todas, cómo funciona la economía. Si te inquietan el gasto social y la corrupción, si te preguntas a menudo por qué sigues siendo pobre aunque trabajes ocho horas al día, o si tienes ganas de saber más de economía pero esta te parece oscura e inaccesible, este es tu libro. Marta Flich nos acerca la realidad económica para hacernos entender, por fin, los conceptos básicos que la rigen con su característico estilo irónico y mordaz. Con esta guía cualquiera podrá entender los principios elementales de la economía mundial con ejemplos del día a día que resultan cómicos y cotidianos. Es un manual que está pensado para perderle el miedo a esa información que, a veces, nos supera, y para ayudarnos a comprender a dónde van nuestros impuestos y qué papel jugamos en la sociedad, más allá de los cantos de sirena de los políticos. Y, sobre todo, Marta denuncia que hablar de economía en España es hablar hoy más que nunca de la expansión de la «necroeconomía», esa maquinaria perversa diseñada para que siempre pierda el más débil. Todo ello acompañado de las ilustraciones de Darío Adanti, renovador del cómic español y referente del humor satírico. ¿Qué es la necroeconomía? Para mí, es toda aquella utilización mercantilista y transversal que afecta a un grupo vulnerable por falta de igualdad de oportunidades. La necroeconomía no hubiera crecido tan salvajemente sin la existencia de la comunicación, principalmente a través de las redes sociales. ¿Sigues sin entenderlo? Bien, hagamos un ejercicio pedagógico acelerado. Para mí, no digo que necesariamente tenga que ser lo mismo para el resto de mis colegas, la necroeconomía es una de esas formas que adopta la economía y que, en la actualidad, está avanzando geométricamente, haciéndose un hueco en nuestros podridos corazones. La necroeconomía es todo aquello que se rentabiliza a partir del dolor, la muerte, la injusticia, la desgracia o todo a la vez. ¿Vendes camisetas con un lema feminista para sacar pasta cuando en realidad te es indiferente la igualdad? Necroeconomía. ¿Exprimes a personas con un trauma reciente rentabilizando su causa hasta agotar el interés (y la recaudación)? Necroeconomía. ¿Tergiversas la verdad para ganar dinero? Necroeconomía. ¿Montas actos donde la gente aporta pasta para luchar contra el terrorismo o el cáncer, pero nadie recibe esa ayuda salvo tu bolsillo? Necroeconomía. ¿Vas a una fundación y te dejan las joyas para que poses en un photocall? Necroeconomía. ¿Participas en actos solidarios pero tú vas a que te inviten a cenar y hacer contactos con el marqués de Bliblibli? Eres mala gente. Pero, en cualquier caso, enhorabuena, formas parte del circo.
Necromancer 2012
by Robert Harris BlumPlunged unwittingly into the events predicted by the ancient Mayan civilization, the thirteenth and final cycle in the aging of the Earth, preceded by great cataclysmic changes, David must solve the riddle of mankind's demise before the sands of time run out on December 21, 2012. He is incredulous in learning that it was pre-ordained thousands of years ago, that he match wits against his ancestor's enemies, the son of Og, the nephalim, wizards and witches. Aristopos, the ancient necromancer, is rivaled only by his arch enemy The Wizard of Irem, whose task it is to prevent the sealing of the netherworld.
Necrophenia
by Robert RankinONE IN EVERY THREE PEOPLE LIVING IS ACTUALLY DEAD!It is a matter of historical record that during the latter part of World War II, England's top-secret Ministry of Serendipity enlisted the services of arch-magician Aleister Crowley to create a Homunculus. Why? Well that's a long story, spanning almost seven decades as it follows the life and career of Tyler, rock star, private eye - and notable for the fact that he almost saved Mankind. The cast of millions also includes ukulele maestro George Formby, Mick Jagger, Mama Cass, Elvis Presley and Lazlo Woodbine. And Tyler's brother, Andy, who impersonates animals (and who single-handedly brought about the Swinging Sixties). And a lady named Clara from Croydon, who unlocked the meta-phenomena of the Multiverse. And a corner shopkeeper from Brentford, who created a sitting room for God. And a great many living dead.Oh yes, and it also involves a monster in human form whose intention it is to turn the Earth into a Necrosphere, a planet totally devoid of life ...
Ned and the Great Garden Hamster Race: A Story About Kindness
by Kim HillyardMeet Ned, a determined little hamster ready to win a big race!3, 2, 1, go!Ned the hamster has been in training for the Great Garden Hamster Race. But when race day arrives, the route is cluttered with critters in need of help. Will he realize that a few small acts of kindness are more important than winning at any cost?This positive picture book from author-illustrator Kim Hillyard will inspire readers big and small to look up and offer help to those who might need it.
Neecy and Nay Nay and the Glitter Girls (Neecy and Nay Nay)
by Syrone Harvey Simone DankenbringTwin sisters Neecy and Nay Nay are back for another adventure in this hilarious, heartwarming new chapter book series celebrating Black joy, sisterhood, family, and friendship.Neecy and Nay Nay love being part of the Glitter Girls Club. This month, the girls are working toward earning their Make a Difference badges. The twins want to help local resident Mr. Otis by getting him a new pair of dentures so he can enjoy all his favorite foods. But raising money is not as easy as looking under couch cushions! Will Neecy and Nay Nay be able to make a difference for Mr. Otis and earn their badges?
Neecy and Nay Nay and the Green Thumbs (Neecy and Nay Nay)
by Syrone Harvey Simone DankenbringTwin sisters Neecy and Nay Nay use their green thumbs to plant a garden in this hilarious, heartwarming chapter book series celebrating Black joy, sisterhood, family, and friendship.When Big Mama is chosen to run the community garden, Neecy and Nay Nay put themselves in charge of their very own kids' garden! They're going to learn all about gardening, including weeding, planting, composting, and taking care of the living creatures in the soil. But nothing seems to be going their way! Even worse, their interest in studying worms gets them into a squiggly situation after hundreds of them spill all over their bedroom. Big Mama wants the worms gone! Will the twins be able to take care of their worms and their garden?
Neecy and Nay Nay and the Tangled, Hairy Mess (Neecy and Nay Nay)
by Syrone Harvey Simone DankenbringWelcome to Neecy and Nay Nay's House of Style, a salon run by twin sisters Neecy and Nay Nay in this hilarious, heartwarming new chapter book series celebrating Black joy, sisterhood, family, and friendship."A 'twin-tastically' fun read." - Kirkus ReviewsNeecy and Nay Nay always have the most twin-tastic ideas! Their latest is to open up a salon called Neecy and Nay Nay's House of Style. They want to style their friends' hair, paint their nails, and give them facials. But, it turns out, the twins are not as good at being stylists as they think! Can Neecy and Nay Nay work together to fix the hair-raising accidents?