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The Best Grandmother Names Ever: Choose Your Perfect Grandma Name, from Bubbe and Gigi to Memaw and Nana
by Cathy LivingstoneThe best baby shower, gender reveal, or just-because gift for new grandmothers!Congratulations, you are going to be a grandmother! And the fun begins with you getting to choose your unique grandmother name. Many of today's grandmas are vibrant, active women—not the "grannies" of yesteryear! From Bubbe to Mimi, Nana to Glamma, The Best Grandmother Names Ever features more than 400 grandma names, along with other fun and enjoyable elements to help you get excited about your new role, including:Quizzes to help you find your perfect nameLists of celebrity grandma namesReal-life stories of amazing grandmasA grandbaby planner to prepare for the arrival of your new family memberAnd more!The bond between a grandmother and her grandchild is unlike any other, and picking your special grandmother name is the first step toward building that wonderful relationship. You can choose a name inspired by your personality, passions, or heritage—or you can just pick whichever name you like best! Celebrate your new role in your family with this wonderful gift book for grandmothers and enjoy the anticipation of all the incredible moments you will share with your grandchild for years to come.
The Best Halloween Ever
by Barbara RobinsonThe Herdmans plus Halloween have always spelled disaster. Every year these six kids -- the worst in the history of Woodrow Wilson School, and possibly even the world -- wreak havoc on the whole town. They steal candy, spray-paint kids, and take anything that's not nailed down. Now the mayor has had it. He's decided to cancel Halloween. There won't be any Herdmans to contend with this year, but there won't be any candy, either. And what's Halloween without candy? And without trick-or-treating? The Herdmans manage to turn the worst Halloween ever into the best Halloween ever in this uproarious sequel to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever.
The Best Husband in Texas (Man of the Month #1201)
by Lass SmallMEN of the YEARMAN of the MONTH"I won't rest 'til I make that elusive filly my bride."-Austin Farrell, prime Texas husband materialRanchin' man Austin Farrell had loved Iris Smith since childhood. Though he'd never said the words, he always believed he was the only man for her. Then she married...and was widowed. Not once, but three times! Now the gentle beauty was back in Texas, and Austin was determined to lavish her with tender, lovin' care. And prove to her that this cowboy would never leave his destined bride's side....Some men are made for lovin'-and you'll love our MAN OF THE MONTH!
The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever
by William DonohueDiscover hundreds of jokes for every occasion!Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world&’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you&’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told: (Plus some that she overheard!)
by Kevin KenworthyFrom the stage of the Grand Ole Opry to concert halls around the world, and on television's Hee Haw and Prime Time Country, Cousin Minnie Pearl entertained fans and friends with her stories about Grinder's Switch and her jokes. Now you can recall the best of them, such as . . .This week we decided we'd better take Brother up to Nashville and try to get him a job. So I took him to one of the places and the man said he'd give Brother a job. He said, "I can start you at thity dollars a week and in five years you'll get two hundred!" Brother said, "That's fine. I'll be back in five years!" Mr. Smith, a seventy-five-year-old multimillionaire, just married a young, beautiful eighteen-year-old girl. A friend asked, "How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five?" The man said, "I told her I was ninety-five!" Also included are memories of Minnie by . . .Porter Wagoner, Ralph Emery, Bill Anderson, Johnny Russell, Little Jimmy Dickens, Jimmy C. Newman
The Best Laid Plans
by Cameron LundHigh school senior Keely Collins takes on firsts, lasts, and everything in between in this sweet, sex-positive rom-com for fans of Meg Cabot and Jenny Han.It seemed like a good plan at first.When the only other virgin in her group of friends loses it at Keely's own eighteenth birthday party, she's inspired to take things into her own hands. She wants to have that experience too (well, not exactly like that--but with someone she trusts and actually likes), so she's going to need to find the guy, and fast. Problem is, she's known all the boys in her small high school forever, and it's kinda hard to be into a guy when you watched him eat crayons in kindergarten.So she can't believe her luck when she meets a ridiculously hot new guy named Dean. Not only does he look like he's fallen out of a classic movie poster, but he drives a motorcycle, flirts with ease, and might actually be into her.But Dean's already in college, and Keely is convinced he'll drop her if he finds out how inexperienced she is. That's when she talks herself into a new plan: her lifelong best friend, Andrew, would never hurt or betray her, and he's clearly been with enough girls that he can show her the ropes before she goes all the way with Dean. Of course, the plan only works if Andrew and Keely stay friends--just friends--so things are about to get complicated.Cameron Lund's delightful debut is a hilarious and heartfelt story of first loves, first friends, and first times--and how making them your own is all that really matters.
The Best Life Book Club: A Novel
by Sheila Roberts"[With] a set of characters so vivid we want to be their best friends and a story that keeps us turning the pages, The Best Life Book Club is your book club book of the year… A novel of pure delight!" —Patti Callahan Henry, New York Times bestselling author of The Secret Book of Flora LeaIt started as a book club. It became a way to build a better life together. Karissa Newcomb is ready for a new start in a new neighborhood, as far away as she can get from Seattle, where her husband cheated on her with the neighbor who was supposed to be her best friend. She and her nine-year-old daughter are moving on to the city of Gig Harbor on the bay in Puget Sound. She even has a new job as an assistant at a small publishing company right in Gig Harbor. Her new boss seems like a bit of a curmudgeon, but a job is a job, she loves to read, and the idea of possibly meeting writers sounds fabulous. Soon she finds she&’s not the only one in need of a refresh. Her new neighbors, Alice and Margot, are dealing with their own crises. Alice is still grieving her late husband and hasn&’t been able to get behind the wheel of a car since a close call after his death. Margot is floundering after getting divorced and laid off in quick succession. They could all use a distraction, and a book club seems like just the ticket. Together, the three women, along with Alice&’s grumpy older sister, Josie, embark on a literary journey that just might be the kick start they need to begin building their best lives yet.
The Best Man Takes a Bride: A Baby In His In-tray / The Best Man Takes A Bride (hillcrest House, Book 1) (Hillcrest House #1)
by Stacy ConnellyDoes anyone still believe in happily-ever-afters? Rory McClaren does! As wedding planner for Hillcrest House Hotel, she’s fully engaged with bridezillas, lace and rose petals. There’s no frown she can’t turn upside down—until she meets businessman Jamison Porter. The widowed single dad is in town to play best man for his best friend. But when his little girl falls for Rory’s charms, could Jamison be hearing wedding bells…of his own?
The Best Man's Baby (The Wedding Planners)
by Darcy MaguireHe didn't know he was a father...until now!For four years wedding planner Skye Andrews has kept a secret from hotshot lawyer Nick Coburn-they have a daughter.... Now Skye's working on a wedding where Nick is the best man-and their attraction is as strong as ever! How long can Skye conceal the real reason she had to leave their relationship behind...?Watch the fireworks explode when Nick discovers the truth...in Darcy Maguire's sassy, sparkling novel set in the cosmopolitan city of Sydney, Australia!
The Best Medicine (Strictly Business #1)
by Elizabeth HayleyThe first novel in a sparkling and sexy new contemporary romance series about four best friends looking for love in all the right places--and the one woman who discovers that it takes more than an impeccable bedside manner to make dreams come true...<P><P> Lauren Hastings is finally ready to enter the real world. At twenty-six, she's about to get her master's in psychology, and she's well on her way to beginning the career of her dreams--until she suffers public humiliation and has to endure something she thought she'd never have to deal with again: a part-time job.<P> A gig at Trinity Hospital isn't exactly Lauren's definition of a good time, but Dr. Scott Jacobs quickly changes her mind. He's straight-up gorgeous, and he always gets what he wants. And that includes Lauren. It's an ideal arrangement for both of them. No strings. Just fun--at least at first.<P> But feelings quickly begin to run deeper than either Lauren or Scott is willing to admit, causing issues neither of them want to confront. After all, who wants to risk the perfect relationship on something as terrifying, as messy, and as unpredictable as love?
The Best Mouse Cookie (If You Give...)
by Laura NumeroffJoin the mouse from If You Give a Mouse a Cookie as he bakes his own cookies in his little mouse house.This board book with sturdy pages is perfect for toddlers, who will enjoy the simple introduction to reading. Each page has one or two sentences. Starring the ever-popular Mouse, this is a sweet addition to the classic and beloved series.
The Best Of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?
by Steve Lowe Alan McArthurAn encylopedic attack on modern culture and the standard reference work for everyone who believes everything is shit. Which it is. This book brings together the very best of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? Volumes 1 and 2. Anyone who enjoyed the first two volumes will like this book even more. Equally, anyone who didn't like those books will actually find this one hilarious and informative.
The Best Of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?
by Steve Lowe Alan McArthurAn encylopedic attack on modern culture and the standard reference work for everyone who believes everything is shit. Which it is. This book brings together the very best of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? Volumes 1 and 2. Anyone who enjoyed the first two volumes will like this book even more. Equally, anyone who didn't like those books will actually find this one hilarious and informative.
The Best Of Matt 2009
by Matt PritchettAward-winning, bestselling cartoonist Matt's brilliantly entertaining view of the last twelve months.'Every day a witty, sharp gem of social comment...his brilliant work is the yardstick by which the rest are judged' Terry WoganMatt started drawing his much-loved cartoons for the Daily Telegraph in 1988. His cartoons are on the front page of the Daily Telegraph, with three slots on Sundays, giving his own take on the world we live in. From the often absurd world of politics, to sport, the beleaguered heath service and seemingly endless transport traumas, Matt takes a unique and wonderfully entertaining look at life, giving it a brighter, funnier twist.'That rare thing: a daily cartoonist who never fails' The Times
The Best Of Matt 2009
by Matthew PritchettEvery day a witty, sharp gem of social comment...his brilliant work is the yardstick by which the rest are judged' Terry Wogan Matt started drawing his much-loved cartoons for the Daily Telegraph in 1988. His cartoons are on the front page of the Daily Telegraph, with three slots on Sundays, giving his own take on the world we live in. From the often absurd world of politics, to sport, the beleaguered heath service and seemingly endless transport traumas, Matt takes a unique and wonderfully entertaining look at life, giving it a brighter, funnier twist. 'That rare thing: a daily cartoonist who never fails' The Times
The Best Pet of All
by David LaRochelleA little boy's mother won't let him have a dog. Dogs are too messy and too loud. But she says he can have a dragon for a pet - if he can find one. Enter the coolest - but naughtiest - pet ever. The dragon is messier and louder than any dog. And he will not leave. How will the boy ever get a dog now?
The Best Place to Read
by Debbie Bertram Susan BloomA determined boy tries to find the perfect place to curl up with his new book in this hilarious and heartwarming story. From bedroom to den, from kitchen to backyard, our eager reader dodges his baby sister's messes, a lawn full of spraying sprinklers, and more—all in a quest for the best place to read!The bouncy rhymes of authors Debbie Bertram and Susan Bloom and the vibrant artwork of bestselling illustrator Michael Garland capture a child's delight in a paperback edition.
The Best Place to Read: Read & Listen Edition
by Debbie Bertram Susan BloomA determined boy tries to find the perfect place to curl up with his new book in this hilarious and heartwarming story, complete with audio narration. From bedroom to den, from kitchen to backyard, our eager reader dodges his baby sister's messes, a lawn full of spraying sprinklers, and more—all in a quest for the best place to read! The bouncy rhymes of authors Debbie Bertram and Susan Bloom and the vibrant artwork of bestselling illustrator Michael Garland capture a child's delight in a paperback edition.This ebook includes Read & Listen audio narration.
The Best School Year Ever
by Barbara RobinsonThe Worst Kids in the History of the World! When anything goes wrong at Woodrow Wilson Elementary School, from the hexing of Bus Six to the mysterious disappearance of the kindergarten gerbil, it's sure to have a Herdman behind it. The Herdmans are more than famous -- they're outlaws. They smoke cigars, lie, and set fire to things, and that's only when they bother to come to school! Then a school project forces the students to think of compliments for all their classmates -- including the Herdmans. Is it possible that behind their outrageous pranks there may be something good about this crazy clan after all?
The Best Short Works of Mark Twain (Enriched Classics)
by Mark TwainENDURING LITERATURE ILLUMINATEDBY PRACTICAL SCHOLARSHIPA collection of short works by one of America's most revered, iconoclastic, and enduring voices¿Mark Twain.EACH ENRICHED CLASSIC EDITION INCLUDES: A concise introduction that gives readers important background information A chronology of the author's life and work A timeline of significant events that provides the book's historical context An outline of key themes and plot points to help readers form their own interpretations Detailed explanatory notes Critical analysis, including contemporary and modern perspectives on the work Discussion questions to promote lively classroom and book group interaction A list of recommended related books and films to broaden the reader's experienceEnriched Classics offer readers affordable editions of great works of literature enhanced by helpful notes and insightful commentary. The scholarship provided in Enriched Classics enables readers to appreciate, understand, and enjoy the world's finest books to their full potential.SERIES EDITED BY CYNTHIA BRANTLEY JOHNSON
The Best Thing That Never Happened To Me
by Laura Tait Jimmy RiceEveryone remembers their first love.Holly certainly remembers Alex. But she decided ten years ago that love wasn’t about mix tapes and seizing the moment – though she’s not exactly sure it’s about secret dates with your boss, either.But what if the feelings never really went away?Alex wants to make every moment of his new job count. It’s a fresh start in a big city, and he’s almost certain that moving to London has nothing to do with Holly. Almost.How do you know if it was meant to be… or never meant to happen at all?A brilliantly funny, feel-good story of first love, second chances and everything inbetween, perfect for fans of romantic comedies like Love Actually, Notting Hill and Bridget Jones.
The Best Things to Scream Into
by Orson SpooringFrom wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream into! Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives. Whether at home, work, or play, we are constantly being bombarded with daily stresses. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into! From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite!• The Grand Canyon (Nature's most beautiful place to scream)• The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.)• The Library (The forbidden scream)• Your Ex-Wife's Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.)• A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.)• Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.)• And more!With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.
The Best Things: The Sunday Times Top Five Bestseller
by Mel GiedroycSally Parker's family has lost it all... But can they find what matters?'I enjoyed it HUGELY. A real treat' MARIAN KEYES*** LONGLISTED FOR THE COMEDY WOMEN IN PRINT PRIZE 2021 ***TREAT YOURSELF TO THE DELICIOUSLY WARM SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLING NOVEL FROM THE MUCH-LOVED MEL GIEDROYC. 'This book is a riot! Delicious in its detail' SOPHIE KINSELLA'The Best Things is funny and fresh. No soggy bottoms here' CLARE MACKINTOSH'A warm, honest and humorous look at a family and what really matters in life. Brimming with hilarious scenes and one-liners, it is also a redemptive book, and one of hope' WOMAN & HOME'Exactly like Mel herself: engaging, uproarious and gleeful. A stonking good read' JO BRAND'I enjoyed it so, so much - a brilliant cast of characters and properly funny!' GRAHAM NORTON'Wonderfully warm and uplifting, full of unforgettable characters and so much heart' RICHARD ROPER'A warm contemporary fable bursting with colourful characters and comic energy' DAILY MAILSally Parker is struggling to find the hero inside herself.All she wants to do is lie down.Her husband Frank has lost his business, their home and their savings, in one fell swoop. Their bank cards are being declined. The children are running wild. And now the bailiffs are at the door.What does an ordinary woman do when the bottom falls out?Sally Parker is about to surprise everybody.Most of all herself.A big-hearted story of a family on the brink, The Best Things is a life-affirming tale of failing, falling and finding a way back up.REAL READERS ADORED AND RELISHED THE BEST THINGS...'This book is everything I would have expected from the wonderful Mel Giedroyc. Funny and touching*****''I could hear Mel reading this book! Terrific characters. Very entertaining *****''Some very funny and clever writing. The final chapter might make your eyes leaky *****''One of the best things I've read this year. Please read it *****''I felt like Mel was reading this into my ear. A very human story. I was left with the warm fuzzys at the end****''A comedy that would make a brilliant film or sitcom. The Parker family are a chaotic, loveable bunch''I zipped through it with many an accompanying titter, the occasional chortle and the odd unladylike snort. A nice piece of escapism, so needed at this time ****''Warm, interesting, clever and funny, as well as poignant at times. A brave heroine, a cast of strong characters and a page-turner of a story *****''Glorious storytelling, this is a rich comedic feast of domesticity. Excellent characters. Kept me gripped throughout. It's going to be a big hit *****'
The Best Things: The joyous Sunday Times bestseller to hug your heart
by Mel GiedroycCould the worst day of Sally Parker's life be the best thing that ever happened to her?THE DELICIOUSLY WARM AND LIFE-AFFIRMING NOVEL FROM THE MUCH-LOVED MEL GIEDROYC'A real treat. I enjoyed it HUGELY' MARIAN KEYES'I enjoyed it so, so much - a brilliant cast of characters and properly funny!' GRAHAM NORTON'This book is a riot! Delicious in its detail. Had me wincing and laughing all the way along' SOPHIE KINSELLA'Wonderfully warm and uplifting, full of unforgettable characters and so much heart' RICHARD ROPER'Exactly like Mel herself: engaging, uproarious and gleeful. A stonking good read' JO BRAND'A warm contemporary fable bursting with colourful characters and comic energy' DAILY MAIL'A warm, honest and humorous look at a family and what really matters in life. Brimming with hilarious scenes and one-liners, it is also a redemptive book, and one of hope' WOMAN & HOMESally Parker had a morbid fear of big social events and it was for this reason that she was crouching down low in the shoe section of her wardrobe...Sally Parker is struggling to find the hero inside herself.All she wants to do is lie down.Her husband Frank has lost his business, their home and their savings, in one fell swoop. Their bank cards are being declined. The children have gone feral. And now the bailiffs are at the door.What does an ordinary woman do when the bottom falls out?Sally Parker is about to surprise everybody.Most of all herself.A big-hearted story of a family on the brink, The Best Things is a life-affirming tale of failing, falling and finding a way back up.(P)2021 Headline Publishing Group Ltd
The Best Things: The joyous Sunday Times bestseller to hug your heart
by Mel GiedroycENJOY THIS WARM HUG OF A READ FROM BELOVED NATIONAL TREASURE AND SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR MEL GIEDROYC'I enjoyed it HUGELY. A real treat' MARIAN KEYES'A brilliant cast of characters and properly funny!' GRAHAM NORTON'Exactly like Mel herself: engaging, uproarious and gleeful. A stonking good read' JO BRAND__________A big-hearted story of a family on the brink and a mother scrambling to hold everyone up. Sally Parker is struggling to find the hero inside herself.All she wants to do is lie down.Her husband Frank has lost his business, their home and their savings, in one fell swoop. Their bank cards are being declined. The children are running wild. And now the bailiffs are at the door.What does an ordinary woman do when the bottom falls out?Sally Parker is about to surprise everybody. Most of all herself.__________SHORTLISTED FOR THE COMEDY WOMEN IN PRINT PRIZE 2021'A warm contemporary fable bursting with colourful characters and comic energy' DAILY MAIL'This book is a riot! Delicious in its detail' SOPHIE KINSELLA'Funny and fresh. No soggy bottoms here' CLARE MACKINTOSH'A warm, honest and humorous look at a family and what really matters in life. Brimming with hilarious scenes, it is also a redemptive book, and one of hope' WOMAN & HOME'Wonderfully warm and uplifting, full of unforgettable characters and so much heart' RICHARD ROPERREAL READERS ADORE THE BEST THINGS...'This book is everything I would have expected from the wonderful Mel Giedroyc. Funny and touching*****''A well written, warm hug of a read. Something much needed in these days of doom and gloom''I could hear Mel reading this book! Terrific characters. Very entertaining *****''A lovely, warm cuddle of a book''One of the best things I've read this year. Please read it *****''I felt like Mel was reading this into my ear. I was left with the warm fuzzys at the end****''Would make a brilliant film or sitcom. The Parker family are a chaotic, loveable bunch''I zipped through it with many an accompanying titter, the occasional chortle and the odd unladylike snort. A nice piece of escapism, so needed at this time ****''Warm, interesting, clever and funny, as well as poignant at times. A brave heroine, a cast of strong characters and a page-turner of a story *****''Glorious storytelling, this is a rich comedic feast of domesticity. Excellent characters. Kept me gripped throughout. *****'