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52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Dad Edition
by Hugh JassburnFrom the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this light-hearted mix of trivia and puzzles is a joyful celebration of the greatest job in the world: fatherhood. Get the screwdriver through the maze, match hit dad songs to their artists, learn incredible new dad jokes, spot the difference in a sea of barbecues, and much, much more!
52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Fart Edition
by Hugh JassburnFrom the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this hilarious mix of fart-themed puzzles and trivia will blow your socks off!Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others).Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. So give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their greatest skill, full of activities and puzzles to keep them engrossed, along with fascinating fart facts that’ll blow their mind.From bestselling author and brain-teaser Hugh Jassburn, this illustrated collection includes the following delights and more:Find the “stink”, “smell” and “stench” in one of many word searchesDiscover the chemical composition of farts and how much gas you pass per daySpot the differences between flatulent attendees at a yoga classFill in the fart clouds in several rounds of sudokuEnjoy a selection of fart quotes from the likes of Robin Williams, Andy Samberg and Billy ConnollyWhether you’re on the john or under the covers, 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Fart Edition is an unforgettable experience, as playful as it is pungent.
52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Fart Edition
by Hugh JassburnFrom the bestselling author of 52 Things to Do While You Poo, this hilarious mix of fart-themed puzzles and trivia will blow your socks off!Roaring from the rear, belching from behind, tooting the trouser trumpet – whatever you call it, we all fart, some of us more than others (and some a lot more than others).Everyone knows a committed farter – with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking full responsibility. So give them the recognition they deserve: a book celebrating their greatest skill, full of activities and puzzles to keep them engrossed, along with fascinating fart facts that’ll blow their mind.From bestselling author and brain-teaser Hugh Jassburn, this illustrated collection includes the following delights and more:Find the “stink”, “smell” and “stench” in one of many word searchesDiscover the chemical composition of farts and how much gas you pass per daySpot the differences between flatulent attendees at a yoga classFill in the fart clouds in several rounds of sudokuEnjoy a selection of fart quotes from the likes of Robin Williams, Andy Samberg and Billy ConnollyWhether you’re on the john or under the covers, 52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Fart Edition is an unforgettable experience, as playful as it is pungent.
52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Turd Edition
by Hugh JassburnTurds tell us a lot about who we are (not just what we’ve eaten). And these steaming symbols of our common humanity deserve to be celebrated, especially in the moment of their creation. Renowned poo-fessor of scatology Hugh Jassburn has therefore compiled this fresh collection of polished puzzles and fascinating trivia. Discover what merde is made of, or where there’s a museum dedicated to dumps. Solve stool-themed word searches and mind-boggling sudokus. Embrace the absurd and pay tribute to the turd.
52 Things to Do While You Poo: The Turd Edition
by Hugh JassburnTurds tell us a lot about who we are (not just what we’ve eaten). And these steaming symbols of our common humanity deserve to be celebrated, especially in the moment of their creation. Renowned poo-fessor of scatology Hugh Jassburn has therefore compiled this fresh collection of polished puzzles and fascinating trivia. Discover what merde is made of, or where there’s a museum dedicated to dumps. Solve stool-themed word searches and mind-boggling sudokus. Embrace the absurd and pay tribute to the turd.
52 Things to Learn on the Loo: Things to Teach Yourself While You Poo
by Hugh JassburnExpand your mind as you lighten your load!Make use of those dull moments on the lavatory by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say “Hello” in every European language and what the dot over an “i” is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year.You will pick up impressive knowledge and remarkable wisdom such as:The capital cities of every countryThe major bones in the human bodyThe longest word you can spell using only the top row of letters on a keyboardThe inventor of sticky tapeThe world’s oceans and seasHow bees make honeyAnd much, much more. A superb addition to anyone’s bathroom library, this book could help you win at your next quiz or at least give you a bunch of fun facts to spout when you’re out and about.“Taking a dump just got a lot more interesting”Crapping Quarterly
52 Things to Learn on the Loo: Things to Teach Yourself While You Poo
by Hugh JassburnExpand your mind as you lighten your load!Make use of those dull moments on the lavatory by teaching yourself how a starfish eats a clam, how to say “Hello” in every European language and what the dot over an “i” is called. Covering all types of trivia, from science and natural history to the different types of moustache, this little book contains enough fascinating facts to keep you learning throughout the year.You will pick up impressive knowledge and remarkable wisdom such as:The capital cities of every countryThe major bones in the human bodyThe longest word you can spell using only the top row of letters on a keyboardThe inventor of sticky tapeThe world’s oceans and seasHow bees make honeyAnd much, much more. A superb addition to anyone’s bathroom library, this book could help you win at your next quiz or at least give you a bunch of fun facts to spout when you’re out and about.“Taking a dump just got a lot more interesting”Crapping Quarterly
52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn't Get Taught At School
by James Felton'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'BrienTwitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries- Casually creating muzzles for women- Almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig- And a brand new chapter just for the paperback!52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . .*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English. JAMES FELTON'S "SUNBURN" ('AN ASTONISHING PIECE OF WORK' James O'Brien; 'FUNNY, SCATHING AND WITTY' IAN DUNT) IS OUT NOW
52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn't Get Taught At School
by James Felton'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'BrienTwitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries- Casually creating muzzles for women- Almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig- And a brand new chapter just for the paperback!52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . .*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.JAMES FELTON'S "SUNBURN" ('AN ASTONISHING PIECE OF WORK' James O'Brien; 'FUNNY, SCATHING AND WITTY' IAN DUNT) IS OUT NOW
52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn't Get Taught At School
by James FeltonJAMES FELTON'S NEW BOOK "SUNBURN" ('AN ASTONISHING PIECE OF WORK' James O'Brien; 'FUNNY, SCATHING AND WITTY' IAN DUNT) IS OUT NOW 'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting. I absolutely loved it' James O'BrienTwitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course. Including:- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries - Casually creating muzzles for women- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected. So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more . . . *And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English.
55 Slightly Sinister Stories: 55 Stories. 55 Words Each. No More. No Less.
by Racha MourtadaSize does matter in these delightfully tiny tales populated with narcoleptic drivers, bickering backers, suspicious spouses, and other memorable characters. Full of dark humor, intrigue, and absurdity, this collection of slightly sinister (and occasionally sweet) stories delivers a bite-size reading experience to satisfy any literary craving.
555 Chistes Geniales para Risas Totales: Para niños y niñas. Divertidos y graciosos para reír toda la Familia. Humor infantil fácil de entender
by Álex López David Domínguez Pau PlanaUn increíble recopilatorio de 555 chistes tronchantes. ¡No podrás parar de reír! ¿Estás cansado de escuchar una y otra vez las mismas bromas de siempre? ¿Se te han agotado los chistes que tenías en la cabeza y ya no tienes ideas para contar a tus amigos? ¿Te aburren las infiniiiiitas historias que no tienen ninguna gracia? LA SOLUCIÓN A TODOS TUS PROBLEMAS ESTÁ EN TUS MANOS: ¡DI ADIÓS AL ABURRIMIENTO Y DESCUBRE 555 CHISTES GENIALES PARA RISAS TOTALES! ___________ Lo que encontrarás en este libro: - 555 chistes con los que vas a llorar de risa - Todas las temáticas del mundo - Ilustraciones graciosísimas en cada página - Ganas de leer día sí, día también Y ¡MUCHO HUMOR PARA REÍRTE A CARCAJADAS!
5600 Jokes for All Occasions
by Mildred Meiers Jack KnapFrom the Book jacket: What's better than Dial-A-Joke? File-A-Joke. This is the book you've been looking for. The one that takes the worry out of wisecracks, the book that proves there is such a thing as easy humor (providing somebody else does the work!) This book does all the work. Now all you have to do is leaf through and enjoy. Or, better yet, pick a victim and look him up in the index. Your unsuspecting mailman, for instance: "Say, Charlie, why is this letter wet?" (Your postman gives a puzzled look.) "Must be postage dew." (Then duck, quickly.) And there's no need to stop there. Is your postman rather hefty? Then just flip to the back of the book and look under "Fat People" (no beating around the bush with this book). You'll find high-level intelligence quotients under "Smartness," conceit under "Stuck Up," and unmarried ladies under "Old Maids." Want a crazy excuse for being late for work? Try #3212. Or for never having learned to spell? #4923. And #4378 is great to try on ex-cons and football lovers. If you want to impress a literary snob who asks you if you know Shakespeare, quote #4595 and say, "Sure, I read his stuff as soon as it comes out." Search these pages to find out why Ireland is the richest country in the world (#5480), how we know Washington had a great memory (#4007), and who went two thousand miles on a galleon [sic] (#5025). In its unusual Introduction, 5600 Jokes for All Occasions supplies us with a valuable guide to making the most of the material. The Introduction gives hints on How to Select Material, Write and Tell Jokes, Adapt Jokes, and Write Sketches and Continuities. The humorous situations are broadly classified into Individuals and Institutions, and these are neatly subdivided so that every subject is related to the subjects before and after it. The most comprehensive collection of humor on the market today, 5600 Jokes is a laugh-makers dream.
563 Stupid Things Stupid People Do to Mess Up Their Lives
by Larry SamuelHave you, or has anyone you know, ever suffered from stupidity?From Dr. Larry, the Internationally Renowned Psychotherapist, Self-Righteous Occupier of the Moral High Ground, and All-Around Better Person than You, comes 563 Stupid Things People Do to Mess Up Their Lives. Dr. Larry's previous books, such as You Can't Spell Stupid Without U and I and Why Mediocre Things Happen to Mediocre People, have changed the lives of millions of intelligence-challenged individuals all over the world. So if you're interested in hearing a perfect stranger explain to you how stupid and useless you really are, you'll love Dr. Larry's latest collection of condescending wisdom. For example, don't do the following:Stupid Thing #50: Attempt the Vulcan mind meld. If you don't know what you're doing, this can lead to permanent melding.Stupid Thing #228: Accentuate the positive. Rather than accentuate the positive or eliminate the negative, I'd recommend messing around with Mr. In-Between.Stupid Thing #44: Send in the clowns. I can think of no situation that would be improved by sending in the clowns.
59 Things You Should Know About Your Cat
by Alison DaviesCurious, cute, and seriously quirky, cats are a conundrum wrapped in fur. Do you want to learn more about your feline friends?Often a confusing mixture of affectionate and aloof, spending much of the day snoozing yet being right there where a can of food is opened, cats are the definition of unknowable—or are they? Some things you may not have known about your cat:Cats have a reputation as discerning eaters but they actually have very few taste buds and no sweet tooth at all Cats can be either left or right-pawed From mimicking your voice in their meows to being the ultimate masters of self-care, cats know exactly how to get what they wantThis beautiful and fun cat book presents 59 little-known facts to help you better understand your mysterious feline companion. It's the purrfect gift for the cat lover in your life.
6 Sick Hipsters
by Rayo CasablancaA serial killer is scouring Brooklyn, and a team of hipster friends plan to stop him in this darkly humorous tale for fans of Bret Easton Ellis. Williamsburg, Brooklyn, is the center of the hipster universe, and the members of the Whole Sick Crew are its shining stars. The gang includes Wolfgang, a heavy metal musician and high school guidance counselor who supplies coke to his charges; Rad, a doctor obsessed with obscure new wave songs who has a bad habit of cutting himself when he's stressed; Beth Ann, the neighborhood's queen knitter who's slowly going blind and Harrison, a museum curator moonlighting as a writer of highly prized porn. Collectively, they're the arbiters of taste for every vinyl-loving, Gap-spurning, thrift store regular in town. But lately someone has been laying waste to Brooklyn's uber-hipsters, dispatching them in gruesome fashion. The cops are dragging their heels, but the Whole Sick Crew knows that a serial killer dubbed Doctor Jeep is responsible. They have a plan to stop him and it's about to go spectacularly awry. Before the week is over, they'll be up to their skinny-jeaned waists in mayhem, manipulation, contract killers, raw sewage, and murderous monkeys. Something is rotten in the state of Billyburg, and the last hipsters standing will discover just how rotten it really is.... &“Thoroughly amusing and utterly demented.&”—Owen King, New York Times–bestselling author of We&’re All In This Together &“A wild, poignant, twisted, bitterly fun page turner.&”—Jason Starr, author of Cold Caller
60 People to Avoid at the Water Cooler
by Josh AielloYou're smarter than they are. You're more efficient than they are. You’re funnier than they are. But they have you outnumbered. Meet: The Alpha Chimp The Brown Noser The Cheapskate The Chitchat Artist The Condescending IT Guy The Dinosaur The Floozy The Gossip The Hall Monitor The Micromanager The Nodder The Office Girls The Politico The Potential Serial Killer The Temp The Water Cooler Casanova The Yes Men And everyone else in your office who makes you want to call in sick. www. broadwaybooks. com
60 Songs That Explain the '90s
by Rob HarvillaNAMED A BEST MUSIC BOOK OF 2023 by PITCHFORK, VARIETY, AND ROLLING STONE A companion to the #1 music podcast on Spotify, this book takes readers through the greatest hits that define a weirdly undefinable decade. The 1990s were a chaotic and gritty and utterly magical time for music, a confounding barrage of genres and lifestyles and superstars, from grunge to hip-hop, from sumptuous R&B to rambunctious ska-punk, from Axl to Kurt to Missy to Santana to Tupac to Britney. In 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90s, Ringer music critic Rob Harvilla reimagines all the earwormy, iconic hits Gen Xers pine for with vivid historical storytelling, sharp critical analysis, rampant loopiness, and wryly personal ruminations on the most bizarre, joyous, and inescapable songs from a decade we both regret entirely and miss desperately.
60 and Still Rolling (Downhill Fast): Birthday Coupons to Enjoy on the Ride
by Patrick ReganForget that overpriced greeting card! These 50 illustrated vouchers are the perfect way to celebrate the 60s. Whether given as a lump sum or doled out like Social Security, they're sure to bring a few good laughs at the joys (and the pains) of getting older. The convenient size and perforated pages enable a gift giver to bestow birthday coupons individually by tucking them into a card, purse, or briefcase. Perfect for birthdays, and a great gift for anytime anyone is dealing with a midlife milestone!
7 Ate 9 (Private I)
by Tara Lazar6 has a problem. Everyone knows that 7 is always after him. Word on the street is that 7 ate 9. If that's true, 6's days are numbered. Lucky for him, Private I is on the case. But the facts just don't add up. It's odd.Will Private I put two and two together and solve the problem . . . or is 6 next in line to be subtracted?
7 Ate 9 (Private I)
by Tara Lazar6 has a problem. Everyone knows that 7 is always after him. Word on the street is that 7 ate 9. If that's true, 6's days are numbered. Lucky for him, Private I is on the case. But the facts just don't add up. It's odd.Will Private I put two and two together and solve the problem . . . or is 6 next in line to be subtracted?
7 Stories
by Morris PanychIn this fast-paced, sophisticated and hilarious play, a man contemplating suicide on a seventh-storey building ledge confronts the stories of the people who live inside the building. These "seven stories" lead to a charming and surprising ending.Cast of 2 women and 3 men.
75 Consejos para sobrevivir en el colegio (Serie 75 Consejos #Volumen 1)
by María Frisa75 consejos para sobrevivir en el colegio es probablemente el DIARIO MÁS TRONCHANTE jamás escrito. ¡Y además está pensado para hacerte la vida más fácil! La vida a los 12 años puede ser bastante difícil: tu madre te castiga sin razón, tu mejor amiga se enfada contigo, te enamoras de un chico que no te conviene, metes la pata con las populares... Por eso he patentado este manual, que te ayudará a sobrevivir en los malos momentos. ¡Ah! Y mira al final del libro. Allí he puesto lo mejor: unos consejillos para aprender a dibujar chibis. ¡No van a poder contigo!
75 Consells per celebrar el teu aniversari en gran (Sèrie 75 Consells #3)
by María FrisaA la fi arriba el tercer volum d'aquesta exitosa sèrie! Vols celebrar l'aniversari on tu desitgis i que els teus pares et diguin que sí# (Ep! Tampoc no ens passem, no s'hi val a demanar Eurodisney!). Doncs, corre, obre el llibre! Si la teva mare comença un PLA D'ESTALVI just quan s'acosta el teu aniversari, segueix els meus consells. Ja veuràs com te'n sortiràs amb la teva i tindràs un GRAN DIA.
75 Consells per sobreviure als examens (Sèrie 75 #Consells 5)
by María FrisaEstàs fart d'estudiar? No t'angoixis! El diari més divertit que mai s'ha escrit et porta 75 solucions per fer-te més suportable el mal tràngol dels exàmens Si estàs cansat d'estudiar, si el teu profe és un "motivat" dels exàmens, si vols treure bones notes sense haver d'esforçar-te gaire... ¡Aquí tens la solució! D'acord, de fer els exàmens no te'n lliuraràs, però de ben segur que amb els meus 75 consells aconseguiràs un munt de temps lliure per dedicar a les coses importants de veritat: Internet, la Nintendo, el mòbil, ser popular... Què no t'ho creus? Doncs va, obre aquest llibre i al·lucina!!