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Weddings Are Murder (Susan Henshaw Suburban Mysteries #11)
by Valerie WolzienDead on Arrival Suburban housewife Susan Henshaw dips into the middle-age blues after hearing the news that her little girl, Chrissy, is getting married. To bolster her spirits, Susan plans to produce the wedding to end all weddings. Chrissy's college roommate, now a designer in Italy, agrees to create an original wedding dress. Then, on the day before the ceremony, the long-anticipated box arrives. Yet the contents are a bit unexpected. For instead of a delicate confection of lace and tulle, nestled inside is a strangled corpse. Is someone trying to ruin the season's biggest wedding? Over Susan's dead body... You'll find more of the puzzling, often funny, Susan Henshaw mysteries in the Bookshare library. Look for: #11. Death at a Discount, #14. An Anniversary to Die For and #16. Death in Duplicate, with more to come.
Weddings Do Come True
by Cara ColterTHE RIGHT HUSBAND...In two weeks, Lacey McCade was supposed to walk down the aisle and say "I do" to the man of every woman's dreams...except her own. So when she heard about a short-term position at Black's Bluff Ranch, Lacey knew the live-in-job would give her time to think. But think was all she could do...about Ethan Black, her very sexy employer....From the tender way he cared for his little charges to the tough way he tended to the land, Ethan made Lacey's heart stop, swell and swoon. But the proud, half Native-American rancher had closed his own heart to loving again. Still, something in Ethan's searing, soul-searching gaze dared Lacey to hope he'd make her wedding dreams come true....
Weddings of the Times: A Parody
by Kasper HauserYou are cordially invited to celebrateA Parody ofThe New York TimesWedding AnnouncementsbyKasper HauserAlong with fully illustrated guides to:Wedding-night sex,Honeymoon hot spots,Formalwear malfunctions, and much, much more.At four o'clock in the Afternoon.Or is it three o'clock?Didn't you bring the invitation?Huh? Where the hell is the turnoff?Back there. I think I saw a paper plate and some balloons.What's wrong? I just need to eat something. I'm fine.Remind me how we know these people?"In this collection, Kasper Hauser reminds us that a wedding announcement is a window into the most goofball daydream a couple can have about itself.... These are not parodies, but little human stories, full of want and hope, even when they involve falconry."---from the foreword by John Hodgman
Wedgie & Gizmo (Wedgie & Gizmo #1)
by Suzanne Selfors Barbara Fisinger<p>Fans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will love Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious new illustrated series about the growing pains of blended families and the secret rivalry of pets. <p>When a bouncy, barky dog and an evil genius guinea pig move into the same house, the laughs are nonstop! Wedgie is so excited, he can’t stop barking. He LOVES having new siblings and friends to protect. He LOVES guinea pigs like Gizmo! He also LOVES treats! <p>But Gizmo does not want to share his loyal human servant with a rump-sniffing beast! He does not want to live in a pink Barbie Playhouse. Or to be kissed and hugged by the girl human. Gizmo is an evil genius. He wants to take over the world and make all humans feel his wrath. But first he must destroy his archenemy, Wedgie, once and for all!</p>
Wedgie & Gizmo vs. the Great Outdoors (Wedgie & Gizmo #3)
by Suzanne Selfors Barbara Fisinger“A delightfully fun read that will leave you in stitches!”—Caldecott Medalist Dan SantatFans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will LOL when rival pets Wedgie and Gizmo brave their first family camping trip in book three of bestselling author Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious illustrated series. Wedgie and Gizmo’s humans are taking their first family vacation—to a campground by a lake! And their pets are too destructive to stay home alone. Wedgie the corgi is super-excited. He can’t wait to chase squirrels and poop in the woods!But Gizmo, the evil genius guinea pig, has no time for games. He must convince the forest critters to join his Evil Horde and help him take over the world—one tent at a time.Muh-hah-hah!
Wedgie & Gizmo vs. the Toof (Wedgie & Gizmo #2)
by Suzanne Selfors Barbara FisingerWedgie LOVES the new micro-pig next door. And she LOVES him! They both like to go for walks and roll in smelly things. They are going to be in the school pet parade together. They are best friends. But Gizmo knows the truth. The pig is Wedgie’s new sidekick. Super Wedgie and the Toof have teamed up to stop Gizmo from taking over the world. But they will not win! Gizmo is an evil genius. He is smarter than most comic book villains. And more powerful than even Darth Vader! He ordered a flying machine online and he will use it to set free all the guinea pigs at the pet parade. Then they will crush both dog and pig and make all humans feel their wrath. Muh-ha-ha!!
Wedgie Power Guidebook (Captain Underpants)
by Ms. Kate HowardThe bestselling book series is now an animated TV series airing on NETFLIX! Join George, Harold, and the Amazing Captain Underpants as they embark on a series of hilarious, all-new adventures.Class clowns George Beard and Harold Hutchins love pulling pranks . . . and making comics. So what happens when they accidentally turn their mean old principal into a comic-book hero who fights villains using Wedgie Power? Well, Jerome Horwitz Elementary School - and the world - will never be the same!In this book, you'll get up close and personal with these two practical pranksters . . . and spend some quality time with Captain Underpants and the kids of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. Plus, you'll meet brand-new villains like the Vile Vimpire, Queen Tootenfarti, the Homework Hydra, DJ Drowsy Drawers, and many more! It's your must-have guide to the hilarious hit TV show.
Wedgieman and the Big Bunny Trouble (Step into Reading)
by Charise Mericle Harper Bob SheaBad Dude, who we met in Wedgieman to the Rescue, is up to no good again. This time, he's using his evil Powerful Ordinary-Object Phaser (also known as POOP) to change the size of things. He's created giant bees and giant bunnies who wind up terrorizing him until Wedgieman saves the day and puts the giant phaser out of commission--but not before Wedgieman creates a Giant Carrot Wedgie for the neighborhood kids there are giant carrots for everyone!Beginning readers (and their caregivers) will howl with delight over the ka-pow! humor and blam! illustrations.
Wedgieman to the Rescue (Step into Reading)
by Charise Mericle Harper Bob SheaFollowing his debut in Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born, our superhero continues on his mission to get children to eat their vegetables. Until he meets Bad Dude and his secret inventions, that is. Bad Dude has a plan; it's a bad plan. He wants to use his Make-Things-Disappear Machine to zap the playground and make it dematerialize--and then force all the children to work in the Bad Dude Factory! But have no fear, Wedgieman comes to the rescue and saves the day--and develops a new wedgie in the process that's called The Celery!Beginning readers (and their caregivers) will howl with delight over the ka-pow! humor and blam! illustrations.
Wedgieman to the Rescue: Read & Listen Edition (The Adventures of Wedgieman #2)
by Charise Mericle HarperFollowing his debut in Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born, our superhero continues on his mission to get children to eat their vegetables. Until he meets Bad Dude and his secret inventions, that is. Bad Dude has a plan; it's a bad plan. He wants to use his Make-Things-Disappear Machine to zap the playground and make it dematerialize—and then force all the children to work in the Bad Dude Factory! But have no fear, Wedgieman comes to the rescue and saves the day—and develops a new wedgie in the process that's called The Celery!Beginning readers (and their caregivers) will howl with delight over the ka-pow! humor and blam! illustrations.This ebook contains Read & Listen audio narration.
Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born (Step into Reading)
by Charise Mericle Harper Bob SheaIn The Adventures of Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born, young readers will follow Veggiebaby from his humble beginnings on his journey to becoming Veggieman. Um, make that Wedgieman, since that's what the kids in the neighborhood all call him. Let's face it--children aren't the best spellers and, well, wedgies are a lot cooler than veggies!But it's not all cauliflower and carrot sticks--Wedgieman has to fight some pretty bad dudes in his work as a superhero, yet the one battle he can't seem to win is the one over his superhero name. Brought vividly to life by Bob Shea's graphic and stylish illustrations, The Adventures of Wedgieman blends Charise Mericle Harper's outlandish humor with tongue-in-cheek action that will delight young readers.The Adventures of Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born is the first book in the series, and two more are on the way!
Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born: Read & Listen Edition (Step into Reading)
by Charise Mericle HarperIn The Adventures of Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born, young reader can read and listen along as they follow Veggiebaby from his humble beginnings on his journey to becoming Veggieman. Um, make that Wedgieman, since that's what the kids in the neighborhood all call him. Let's face it—children aren't the best spellers and, well, wedgies are a lot cooler than veggies!But it's not all cauliflower and carrot sticks—Wedgieman has to fight some pretty bad dudes in his work as a superhero, yet the one battle he can't seem to win is the one over his superhero name. Brought vividly to life by Bob Shea's graphic and stylish illustrations, The Adventures of Wedgieman blends Charise Mericle Harper's outlandish humor with tongue-in-cheek action that will delight young readers. The Adventures of Wedgieman: A Hero Is Born is the first book in the series, and two more are on the way! This ebook includes Read & Listen audio narration.
Wedlocked: A Contemporary Royal Romance (Dark-Hearted Desert Men #1)
by Carol MarinelliAbout to lose his kingdom, Xavian is marrying for power—his wedding night will be purely for duty. As he unveils his new queen, nervous and naked, bathed in fragrant oils, he's stunned that she's as beautiful as the desert stars….This queen deserves a royal bedding worthy of the Arabian Nights…and in her arms Xavian discovers that, though he may not have a kingdom, he has the strength and power of a thousand kings.But this untouched queen could be his undoing….
Wednesday (Worst Week Ever)
by Matt Cosgrove Eva AmoresThe humor of Captain Underpants meets the blockbuster format of Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this laugh-out-loud series about Justin Chase, who is having the Worst. Week. EVER!Have you ever had a bad week? Justin Chase sure has and THIS is it!MONDAY went downhill, TUESDAY blew up, but now it's . . . WEDNESDAY!His cat is still mysteriously missing. He's an unintentional internet sensation. And right now sharks are circling as he's stranded in a heart-stopping, skin-crawling, jaw-dropping, seriously shocking S.O.S. situation with his unbelievably annoying arch-enemy!
Wednesday – The Forest of Secrets (Total Mayhem)
by Ralph LazarBook three in the hilarious action comedy chapter book series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar!For Dash Candoo, every day is… SUSPICIOUS!Dash Candoo is used to really strange, mysterious things happening at his school.But now, really, really, really strange and mysterious things are happening.Dash starts to wonder what's going on when mysterious tire marks and strange sounds start coming from Moremi Forest, next to Swedhump Elementary. When he and his friend Rob go to investigate, they can't work out what’s going on. All they know is... they're being watched.Soon the weirdness spreads to Swedhump. Trails of leaves appear between classrooms. A teacher acts even more strangely than normal. Even bed-jumping class doesn't feel entirely safe.What's causing all the fuss?
Wee Hee Hee: A Collection of Pretty Funny Jokes and Pictures (Wee Society)
by Wee SocietyAn award-winning collection of 50 illustrated jokes perfect for little comedians to practice their funny stuff. Nothing brings people together like sharing a good giggle. And according to smarty-pants doctors and researchers, telling jokes is linked to higher intelligence, creativity, sociability, empathy, and self-esteem in kids. That&’s why the folks at Wee Society created this artfully designed book of jokes and pictures. Inside you&’ll find: • Tips for just-right joke telling • A spot for recording people&’s reactions • A joke to illustrate • And more Perfect for parents who laugh with their kids, ideal for happy occasions of all kinds, Wee Hee Hee is a joyful book that kids will read over and over again!
Weedopedia
by Will B. HighThere's more to marijuana than smoking it. And in this one-stop, one-stoke resource, you'll learn it all. With more than 800 entries covering everything from Afghan Kush to Zombieland, this awesome collection of all things cannabis is packed with information and illustrations every stoner should know, including:Why the subtle flavor of bubbleberry makes it a rich pothead's drug of choiceHow to properly make a bong out of a coconut for maximum highnessHow high you should be to watch a Jack Black movieThe real way to get stoned at festivals like the Hash BashWhy Barack Obama and Michael Phelps are really role modelsIt's the reference no stoner should be without! This book gives you what you need to know to be at the head of the class--at least while you're passing around a joint.
Weedopedia: A Totally Dank A-Z Reefer Reference
by Will B. HighThere's more to marijuana than smoking it. And in this one-stop, one-stoke resource, you'll learn it all. With more than 800 entries covering everything from Afghan Kush to Zombieland, this awesome collection of all things cannabis is packed with information and illustrations every stoner should know, including: Why the subtle flavor of bubbleberry makes it a rich pothead's drug of choice, How to properly make a bong out of a coconut for maximum highness, How high you should be to watch a Jack Black movie, The real way to get stoned at festivals like the Hash Bash, Why Barack Obama and Michael Phelps are really role models. It's the reference no stoner should be without! This book gives you what you need to know to be at the head of the class--at least while you're passing around a joint.
Weedopedia: An A to Z Guide to All Things Marijuana
by Adams MediaDiscover everything you&’ve ever wanted to know about marijuana all in one place with this authoritative A-to-Z guide to cannabis!What&’s a wake and bake? Who is Mitch Hedberg? What does Louisa May Alcott have to do with cannabis? And what exactly is the difference between a bong and a bubbler? Now you can &“weed&” all about it and find all the answers and more with this entertaining and updated edition of Weedopedia, your guide to everything marijuana—from the best movies to watch while high to cannabis slang and terminology. Whether you&’re interested in learning more about all things marijuana, or if you want something entertaining to read while enjoying a toke, this book is the one-stop-shop for all your weed-related needs.
Weekend
by William McIlvanneyAn &“illuminating and thought-provoking&” novel revolving around an academic gathering at a hotel on a Scottish island (Irvine Welsh, The Guardian). At Willowdale, a Victorian mansion hotel on a Scottish island, a group of English Literature lecturers and students have arrived from Glasgow. They are preparing for a weekend of lectures and intellectual discussions, though some look forward to less studious interactions as well. But as they gather, they don&’t yet know that this brief weekend will mark a major turning point in the emotional lives of several people, in ways that they never expected, in a novel from a Whitbread Award author that is filled with &“deft one-liners [and an] undertow of sadness&” (Times Literary Supplement). &“Wonderfully witty and wistful.&” —The Daily Mail &“The great McIlvanney themes—class, guilt, the power of the book, the difficulty of goodness—are all there, seething under the surface.&” —The Daily Telegraph)
Weekend Fling: A Crazy Love Novel (Crazy Love #4)
by Stacey LynnIt&’s just supposed to be a weekend fling. . . . &“Stacey Lynn always knows how to perfectly balance sexy and sweet.&”—New York Times bestselling author Lauren Layne Fresh out of a long-term relationship, Willow Parks is working two jobs and caring for her mother, whose husband left her with nothing but a pile of bills. That&’s why Willow made a vow: no men until she figures out her own life. But while she may not need a man, she could use a break. And a weekend away at a California beach to clear her head? That&’s appealing. Even if the offer comes from Trey Collins, the irresistible tech-mogul millionaire who visits her coffee shop every morning like clockwork—and needs a date for his best friend&’s wedding. With an adorable, occasional stutter, he refuses to take no for an answer. Once the weekend begins, Trey is intent on proving how good they can be together. Willow&’s even feeling tempted to break her vow—until reality rudely interrupts her well-deserved getaway. There&’s no way she and Trey have a future, not with the colossal amount of baggage Willow has to offer. But Trey is used to getting what he wants. He just has his work cut out for him convincing her that they want the same thing.The steamy standalone novels in Stacey Lynn&’s Crazy Love series can be read together or separately:FAKE WIFE • KNOCKED UP • 28 DATES • WEEKEND FLINGAnd don&’t miss her passionate Fireside series:HIS TO LOVE • HIS TO PROTECT • HIS TO CHERISH • HIS TO SEDUCEThis standalone ebook includes an excerpt from another Loveswept title.
Weekends in Carolina
by Jennifer LohmannWishing the weekend would never end! Trey Harris wants nothing to do with his late father's farm. In fact, he can't get rid of it fast enough so he can enjoy his city life. Then he meets Maxine "Max" Backstrom-the gorgeous woman leasing the land. Between her passion for his family's farm and her determination to show him its beauty...well, Trey can't stop thinking about what it would be like to kiss her! Still, their lives are worlds apart. If he sells, her livelihood vanishes. But his interests aren't here. And no matter how magical their weekends together are, this can't lead to anything...can it?
Weeping Women Hotel
by Alexei Sayle'A funny, frightening book that is also refreshingly bonkers' Guardian 'A brilliant writer...a great novelist' Richard and JudyNorthern girl Harriet lives and works on a London estate which is a battleground between the white working class plus the immigrants versus the newly arrived middle class focaccia-eaters. Unhappy and overweight, she hires a personal trainer who lures her into joining the martial arts class he runs. There she learns the regime of the completely phoney martial arts master and embarks on a spiritual and literal journey which leads her to a hotel opposite the railway station at Crewe, the Weeping Women Hotel. 'If you like your weirdness with warmth and wit, Sayle's your man' Metro
Weerdest Day Ever! (The Seven Prequels #4)
by Richard ScrimgerBunny is on a camping trip with his brother and his grandpa. How much trouble can he get into? As it turns out, a lot. For one thing, there are soldiers all over the place. Canada is about to go to war with the United States, and the battle starts tomorrow. Bunny is worried. A hockey rivalry is one thing, but this is serious. And why is everybody so happy? Things get personal when an American soldier steals his brother Spencer's cell phone. Bunny decides to track down the phone himself. Maybe they can get out of there before the war starts. That’s when things get confusing. . . In this zany prequel to Ink Meand The Wolf and Me, the hockey-loving, indomitable Bunny goes camping with his brother and his grandpa.
Weihnachten mit einem Kelpie
by Steve VernonBetreten ein Kelpie und eine Bibliothekarin und eine professionelle Killerin eine dunkle Gasse… Warum genau betreten also dieser Kelpie und eine Bibliothekarin und eine professionelle Killerin, verkleidet als Weihnachtsmann, die dunkle Gasse? Wieso ergibt drei gegen fünf in Wirklichkeit drei gegen zwei? Welches Geheimnis verbirgt sich im Kessel der Heilsarmee? Die Antworten auf diese Fragen und mehr erwarten Sie in dieser kurzen paranormalen Romantik-Shoot-em-up-Geschichte - geschrieben für alle, die es HASSEN, Romantik zu lesen.