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Hench: A Novel
by Natalie Zina Walschots“This book is fast, furious, compelling, and angry as hell." -- Seanan McGuire, New York Times bestselling author The Boys meets My Year of Rest and Relaxation in this smart, imaginative, and evocative novel of love, betrayal, revenge, and redemption, told with razor-sharp wit and affection, in which a young woman discovers the greatest superpower—for good or ill—is a properly executed spreadsheet. Anna does boring things for terrible people because even criminals need office help and she needs a job. Working for a monster lurking beneath the surface of the world isn’t glamorous. But is it really worse than working for an oil conglomerate or an insurance company? In this economy? As a temp, she’s just a cog in the machine. But when she finally gets a promising assignment, everything goes very wrong, and an encounter with the so-called “hero” leaves her badly injured. And, to her horror, compared to the other bodies strewn about, she’s the lucky one.So, of course, then she gets laid off.With no money and no mobility, with only her anger and internet research acumen, she discovers her suffering at the hands of a hero is far from unique. When people start listening to the story that her data tells, she realizes she might not be as powerless as she thinks.Because the key to everything is data: knowing how to collate it, how to manipulate it, and how to weaponize it. By tallying up the human cost these caped forces of nature wreak upon the world, she discovers that the line between good and evil is mostly marketing. And with social media and viral videos, she can control that appearance.It’s not too long before she’s employed once more, this time by one of the worst villains on earth. As she becomes an increasingly valuable lieutenant, she might just save the world.A sharp, witty, modern debut, Hench explores the individual cost of justice through a fascinating mix of Millennial office politics, heroism measured through data science, body horror, and a profound misunderstanding of quantum mechanics.
Henchgirl (Expanded Edition)
by Kristen GudsnukMary Posa hates her job. She works long hours for little pay, no insurance, and worst of all, no respect. Her co-workers are jerks and her boss doesn't appreciate her. He's also a supervillain.And her parents... well, they're the most famous superhero couple in Crepe City, along with her sister. Cursed with a conscience, Mary would give anything to be something other than a Henchgirl, but no matter what she does her plans always seem to go awry.This Second Edition printing offers the humor and henching you love, along with an extra, new Henchgirl story!
Henri's Little One (Werewolves of Manhattan #8)
by A. C. KattAfter much hardship, Vitas Kosloff finds his Mate, Alpha Henri Giraud, Director of Security for the North American Council and Garou Industries. But Vitas is held captive by Fydor Chernof, the Russian First, who claims Vitas belongs to him. He escapes Chernof's torture with the aid of Chernof's two Betas, Anatoly and Maxim.Vitas is a full loup garou who carries a huge mating gift -- he can tell the truth from lies and dream the future. Because of this, Chernof will stop at nothing to recapture him, even after Henri mates and marries Vitas. With the aid of the other Mates, the North American Council, and Frank Ferone, Vitas and Henri attempt to outwit Chernof and take care of the Russian problem for good.
Henrika
by Phony McfakenameHenrika is just your normal zombie teen, living in a secluded West Virginia town where the water is green and the food is human and willing to be eaten. But then Henrika discovers there’s a whole human world beyond her zombie town, and a new human boy in town might be the key to getting her out there. But things go very wrong. Not only does her zombie mother disapprove, but her town also burns to the ground. The zombie citizens’ darkest secrets come to the surface, threatening to spill over and infect the rest of humanity. And the human food supply decides it’s fed up with being fed on and threatens to go on a feeding strike. Henrika escapes amid the chaos and uses her human boy as a tour guide in our nation’s capital. But her mother isn’t about to let her daughter go. One false zombie move in the human world might bring about catastrophe for everyone, both zombie and human.
Henry & Eva and the Castle on the Cliff
by Andrea PortesThe Graveyard Book meets The Goonies in this smart, spunky middle grade mystery from acclaimed author Andrea Portes!Prominent Environmentalist and Oceanographer Die in Boating AccidentThis is the headline that changes Henry and Eva’s lives. Their parents, environmentalist William Billings and his oceanographer wife Margo, disappear mysteriously at sea. But for Henry and Eva, things are about to go from bad to worse. Their jerk-face uncle (nicknamed Claude the Clod) and his awful girlfriend (Terri the Terrible) have moved into their big house on the cliff to “take care of them,” but Eva has her doubts about their intentions.And when some spooky visitors appear with a message, they realize that their parents’ deaths might not have been as cut and dry as everyone thinks.It’s up to Henry and Eva to discover the truth—but can they do it before the Clod catches them?Perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket, readers of this arch, spooky, timeless tale will find themselves enraptured with this fresh new middle grade series.
Henry & Eva and the Famous People Ghosts
by Andrea PortesGhostly detective duo Henry and Eva are back in this silly and spooky follow-up to Henry & Eva and the Castle on the Cliff, perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket and The Graveyard Book!There are three things that Henry and Eva know for sure:1. Ghosts are real. As real as you or me.2. They’re pretty friendly (also a bit pesky and totally dramatic).3. Whenever they come around, mysteries are sure to follow.Henry and Eva thought that their supernatural sleuthing was over when they solved the mystery of their parents’ murders, but they were absolutely wrong.Word has gotten around the Hereafter about the kids who can help right a wrong done to the deceased, and now their great-great-great-great-grandrelations have returned from their graves with a new problem: A mysterious stranger is stealing precious historical artifacts out from under the very noses of some preoccupied partygoers.As the only living party attendees who know about the burglary, it’s up to Henry and Eva to halt this heinous heist. But they won’t have to do it alone: Their long-dead family members have brought along a few friends they’ve made in the afterlife to help.New and returning readers alike will fall in love with the smart, spunky, and spooky adventures of Henry and Eva, from acclaimed author Andrea Portes!
Henry Cicada's Extraordinary Elktonium Escapade
by David TeagueFrom David Teague, the coauthor of Saving Lucas Biggs, comes a boisterous and funny novel about friendship and self-discovery that will send readers on the wackiest adventure of their lives!It's no surprise when the doghouse in Henry Cicada's backyard starts glowing. After all, it's made out of Elktonium, a luminescent green metal his mom invented. But Henry is surprised when the doghouse transports him into the imagination of a twelve-year-old girl named Lulu. So surprised, in fact, he forgets his whole plan to be just ordinary.But as Henry gets to know Lulu, he realizes she's a real girl who is in real trouble. Henry knows he has to help Lulu, but doing something so heroic, so courageous, so audacious . . . well, it would mean abandoning his quest to be ordinary once and for all.This wacky, heartfelt adventure emphasizes the importance of just being yourself . . . no matter how unordinary that may be.
Henry Heckelbeck Breaks a Leg (Henry Heckelbeck #13)
by Wanda CovenIn this thirteenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, a leg sprain may cause Henry to lose his role in the school play!Henry has landed the lead role in the school play. Even better, the play is written by one of his best friends, Max. Oh, and even Dudley has a role! But a small leg injury threatens to lose Henry his part. Will &“breaking a leg&” ruin everything his acting debut? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Builds a Robot (Henry Heckelbeck #8)
by Wanda CovenIn this eighth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry builds a robot that goes haywire!Henry Heckelbeck has to build something for class: a robot! But when Henry uses magic to put the gears together, his robot is a little more than he can handle. With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Camping Expert (Henry Heckelbeck #16)
by Wanda CovenIn this sixteenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry goes camping with his friends!Henry Heckelbeck is going camping for the very first time! Henry and his friends decide to play a wildlife-spotting game and compete for an extra s&’more. But while his friends spot lizards and mushrooms, Henry can&’t seem to find any animals! Will a little bit of magic help him score one more s&’more? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Chills Out (Henry Heckelbeck #10)
by Wanda CovenIn this tenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry enters a wintry contest!It&’s winter in Brewster and Henry Heckelbeck is ready for fun! Snowball fights, building snow friends, and drinking lots of hot chocolate—what&’s not to love? But when Max sets up a winter wonderland contest, Henry finds that fun in the snow can be no fun. Can he put the win in winter with the help of a little magic? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Dinosaur Hunter: Henry Heckelbeck And The Race Car Derby; Henry Heckelbeck Dinosaur Hunter; Henry Heckelbeck Spy Vs. Spy; Henry Heckelbeck Builds A Robot (Henry Heckelbeck #6)
by Wanda CovenIn this sixth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry might have found a dinosaur!During a field trip, Henry Heckelbeck discovers a bone that might belong to a dinosaur! His friends don&’t think it&’s possible, but can Henry the Dinosaur Hunter prove them wrong? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Does Not Need a Sitter (Henry Heckelbeck #15)
by Wanda CovenIn this fifteenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry tries to prove he&’s too old for a babysitter!Henry&’s parents are going on a date night and have hired a babysitter. But Henry&’s not a baby, he&’s a wizard! And the last thing he needs is a nosy stranger looking into his room and discovering his magic Book of Spells. Can Henry convince his parents that he&’s old enough to stay home alone? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Gets a Dragon (Henry Heckelbeck #1)
by Wanda CovenHeidi Heckelbeck&’s younger brother Henry finds his own magical Book of Spells in this first Henry Heckelbeck adventure!Henry Heckelbeck is just like any other normal kid. He plays soccer. He isn&’t a huge fan of homework. He even has an older sister, Heidi. What&’s not so normal about Henry is his family. His sister and mom are magic. Not Henry, though…he&’s just a normal kid. Or is he? Henry Heckelbeck is starting a new year of school. He has a new teacher, makes new friends, and discovers that he has some magical powers of his own thanks to a Book of Spells he finds in his bedroom. But magic can be tricky and when Henry accidentally brings his toy dragon to life, his days of being a normal kid are over. With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Is Out of This World (Henry Heckelbeck #9)
by Wanda CovenIn this ninth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry blasts into space!Henry visits the Brewster Space Center with his class. But when his best friends think they spot a real-life alien and spaceship, Henry goes on an out-of-this-world adventure! With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Knights! Robots! Action! (Henry Heckelbeck)
by Wanda CovenIn this nineteenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry uses magic to bring some reality into a game of make-believe!Henry and Dudley are building the pillow fort of their dreams! But Max doesn&’t want to join in—she thinks she&’s too old for pillow forts. Can a little bit of magic help Henry convince his friend that you&’re never too old for imagination or playing pretend? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for emerging readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Makes Super Slime (Henry Heckelbeck #14)
by Wanda CovenIn this fourteenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry&’s homemade slime gets out of control!Henry is determined to make the gooiest, stickiest, slimiest slime. It&’s going to have glitter and cool colors…just as soon as he can stop it from swallowing everything in its path! Henry&’s slime might have gotten a little bit out of hand. Can he find a way to tame it, or will his super slime become a super disaster? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Never Cheats (Henry Heckelbeck #2)
by Wanda CovenHenry uses magic while playing soccer in this second Henry Heckelbeck adventure!Henry Heckelbeck is just like any other normal kid. He plays soccer. He isn&’t a huge fan of homework. He even has an older sister, Heidi. What&’s not so normal about Henry is his family. His sister and mom are magic. Not Henry, though…he&’s just a normal kid. Or is he? Henry Heckelbeck is excited to start the soccer season. He really wants to be the teams&’ goalie this year, but there&’s a new star player on the team, Max Maplethorpe. Is magic the answer to being the MVP on the soccer field, or would using his Book of Spells be cheating? What&’s a wizard to do? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Spells Trouble: Henry Heckelbeck Gets A Dragon; Henry Heckelbeck Never Cheats; Henry Heckelbeck And The Haunted Hideout; Henry Heckelbeck Spells Trouble (Henry Heckelbeck #4)
by Wanda CovenIn this fourth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry causes some serious T-R-O-U-B-L-E when he uses magic in his school spelling bee!Brewster Elementary is having a spelling bee and everyone&’s excited. Everyone except Henry Heckelbeck, that is. Sure Henry can spell words correctly, but being in front of a crowd can be very scary! Will magic help or will it only spell trouble? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Spy vs. Spy: Henry Heckelbeck And The Race Car Derby; Henry Heckelbeck Dinosaur Hunter; Henry Heckelbeck Spy Vs. Spy; Henry Heckelbeck Builds A Robot (Henry Heckelbeck #7)
by Wanda CovenIn this seventh Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry&’s friendly spy competition might expose his magical secret!It&’s a spy versus spy world when Henry enters into a spying contest with one of his best friends, Max Maplethorpe. But will Max find out a little too much about Henry and his magical secret? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck Takes a Swing (Henry Heckelbeck #17)
by Wanda CovenIn this seventeenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry steps up to the plate!Henry Heckelbeck is so excited to join the Brewster Batters for his first baseball game! But soon he discovers that playing baseball isn&’t quite as easy as he thought it would be. Can a little spark of magic help him, or is he doomed to strike out? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for emerging readers.
Henry Heckelbeck and the Great Frog Escape (Henry Heckelbeck #11)
by Wanda CovenIn this eleventh Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry catches frogs with his friends!Henry Heckelbeck and his friends spend the day at Brewster Creek, a place where they can relax, run around, and catch frogs! But when Henry accidentally brings a frog home, it does not want to stay put! Will Henry be able to return the frog to the creek? Or will this great frog escape turn into an absolute disaster? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck and the Haunted Hideout (Henry Heckelbeck #3)
by Wanda CovenHenry uses magic to build an awesome fort…but is his new hideout haunted? Find out in this third Henry Heckelbeck adventure!Henry is just like any other normal kid. He plays soccer. He isn&’t a huge fan of homework. He even has an older sister, Heidi. What&’s not so normal about Henry is that he&’s magic. Henry also needs a hideout. He needs a place to play with his best friend where his sister can&’t bother them. A hideout like this calls for a magic spell. But can magic make a hideout haunted? With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck and the High-Dive Dare (Henry Heckelbeck #12)
by Wanda CovenIn this twelfth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry tries the high dive at the new community pool!Henry and his friends go to the new community pool that has just opened for summer! And the timing couldn&’t be better because it is hot-hot-hot outside. When Henry&’s friends see that there are diving boards at the pool, let the splashing begin! But Henry&’s got a secret…he&’s a little afraid of heights. With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for beginning readers.
Henry Heckelbeck and the Not-So-Dark Day (Henry Heckelbeck)
by Wanda CovenIn this eighteenth Henry Heckelbeck adventure, Henry&’s town is in a blackout!There&’s a blackout in Brewster, which means that school is canceled! Henry Heckelbeck plays flashlight limbo with his friends, makes shadow puppets, and eats up all the ice cream in the freezer before it melts. Henry is having such a great day, he starts to wish that the lights never come back on! With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, the Henry Heckelbeck chapter books are perfect for emerging readers.