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Uncle John's Facts to Go Bathroom Lore (Facts to Go #11)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteSome of the best bathroom reading we've ever squeezed out has been about the bathroom itself. And in this e-book, the hallowed throne gets its moment in the spotlight! Starting from prehistoric times, you'll learn the vital role that pee and poo have played in the course of human events. You'll also visit Uncle John's "Stall of Shame" and look at some of the cool (and bizarre) gadgets so you can spruce up your own throne room! Plus you'll get a hefty helping of bathroom quotes, graffiti, tips, and jokes! So flush away your troubles as you read about...-That '70s Bathroom-How to "go" abroad, on the Moon, and in ancient Rome-World leaders who perfected the fine art of "toilet diplomacy"-Mahatma Gandhi-saving the world, one bathroom at a time-Bathroom games (for when you don't feel like reading)-11 movies that Tom Hanks peed in-Lucky Finds-the privy edition-One story-20 bathroom puns. Can Uncle John do it? Pick up a copy of Bathroom Lore to find out!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Call of the Wild (Facts to Go #14)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteLions and tigers and bears, oh my! And plenty of other wild beasts (including wildebeests)! Whether you find it under a rock, in the sea, or up in the sky, if it has fangs, venom, horns, or an electric tail that really stings, you'll be much safer reading about it from the confines of this entertaining e-book. So let Uncle John be your safari guide as you sink your canines into...*Australia's deadliest...roos*What happens when a ten-ton whale leaps onto a 40-foot sailboat*Uncle John's Stall of Fame: Wild Edition*The gruesome fish that eats other fish...from the inside out*Behind the scenes: real animals that inspired books, music, and movies*The war between invasive and native species*How fire ants saved the life of a fallen skydiver*Which animal sayings are all wrong...and why*How fire ants saved the life of a fallen skydiver ...And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Fads & Flops (Facts to Go #8)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteUncle John takes the nation by storm in this hip new e-book of Bathroom Reader classics and some brand-new articles! Fads & Flops is overflowing with stories of unlikely successes and colossal failures. So whether you were weaned on bell bottoms, parachute pants, baggy pants, or skinny jeans, you'll find the one thing that never goes out of style: great bathroom reading! Read about...-The world's stupidest business decisions-Playing real-life Pac-Man on the streets of New York City-From flop to fad: The Rocky Horror Picture Show-The ups and downs of the trampoline-Le Car and other le-mons-Turtles, Transformers, and Power Rangers-Shaky Etch-A-Sketch moments-What the backward messages in rock songs really mean-Dot BombsAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go History Makers (Facts to Go #1)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteUncle John takes readers on a journey through the ages, shedding new light onto some of the past's most famous (and infamous) figures, and digging up obscure history you'd never learn in school. Featuring classic BRI articles along with some great all-new material, History Makers travels from the Far East to the Old West, from ancient times to the recent past, debunking myths and exposing the truth along the way. So wind up your wayback machine and read all about . . .- The lost "Cloud People" of Peru- Twelve countries that no longer exist- Looney English Lords- The mystery of Great Zimbabwe's ruins- What happens when a U.S. president goes bonkers- The strange fate of some famous body parts- History's most hilarious blunders- Building the Great Wall(s) of China- Some startling predictions that didn't pan out . . . and some that did.And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go International Affairs (Facts to Go #16)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteTime to play “Around the World in 50 Pages!”Starting from the depths of the Bathroom Reader archives, you’ll be transported to exotic lands where you’ll learn the local customs and sample the curious cuisine (without those annoying stomach cramps). You’ll also meet some of the strangest people in the world, and you might even learn a new word or two. So hang on tight as you read about… • Why time travel movies were banned in China, and other fun things forbidden in foreign countries • How to give your business card to a Japanese businessman, and other handy travel tips • Uncle John's Stall of Fame• Racing sled dogs in the Arctic, running a marathon across the Moroccan desert, and floating a raft across the Atlantic • What’s all the buzz about in Amsterdam?• How to find your antipodes—the exact opposite side of the planet from you• The world's biggest blunders, best inventions, and worst disasters • Ronnie Biggs—Brazil’s most famous English fugitive• Worldly wisdom, including this from Charles Schulz: “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Life is Strange (Facts to Go #6)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteUncle John donned his snorkel, dove head-first into the bottomless Bathroom Reader archives, and emerged with this one-of-a-kind e-book: Life Is Strange. Readers will be both delighted and dumbfounded as they scroll through the most peculiar articles that have ever graced our pages. And just make it even weirder, we've added several all-new tidbits to this strangest of brews. So we welcome you into a world of weird featuring...-The harrowing tale of piggybacking planes-The odd cult of The Big Lebowski-The Romance of Proctology and other strange-but-true book titles-The world's kookiest conspiracy theories (Example: "Smurfs are Commies.")-Christopher Walken speaks: weird events occur-The strangest TV shows ever made-How to cook a shrunken head-The Ethel Merman Disco Album, by Ethel Merman, who hated discoAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Mad Science (Facts to Go #3)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteFrom the amazing to the amusing, this byte-sized collection will bring you the inside stories behind earth-shattering discoveries, accidental inventions, and outlandish studies. Featuring Uncle John's most mind-bending science articles--along with a few all-new "experiments"--this book will make you think, make you laugh, and make you ask yourself, "What the heck were they thinking?" Get ready to cackle like a mad scientist as you uncover the truth about . . .- The mystery of Tesla's death ray machine- How to reanimate the dead- The next space race: Interstellar travel- Serendipity: The origins of the microwave oven and Silly Putty- The eccentric Dr. Einstein- The simple science behind nuclear fission- "Pigeons' Ability to Discriminate Between Monet and Picasso" and other strange-but-true studies- Toilets in Spaaaaace!And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Modern Mythology (Facts to Go #7)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteThe ancient Greeks had Zeus; today we have the Burger King...king. In Modern Mythology, you'll meet the world's most fascinating heroes, villains, and corporate spokesthingies. Featuring Bathroom Reader classics plus a few new treasures, you'll discover truths and untruths, and learn the real stories behind some of today's tallest tales. So sit back and let Uncle John take you on an epic journey of modern make-believe! Immerse yourself in...-Gnomes in the gnews-The Whopperknocker, Whirling Whumpus, and other cousins of Sasquatch-Ronald McDonald's relentless rise to the top-On tour with Paul Bunyan-5 Movies that mythed the point-Who was Kilroy, and why was he here?-Common misconceptions that refuse to go away-Urban Legends that turned out to be true-The secret of the Loch Ness Monster finally explained...and much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Mouthing Off (Facts to Go #10)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteIn the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readers' Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the world's most memorable quotations. In this e-book, you'll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, you'll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights:-Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks-When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments-What Mark Twain didn't say-Hollywood's all-time weirdest acceptance speeches-Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV-Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts-Ancient quotes that still resonate today-Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newman's observation: "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down."And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Nice People (Facts to Go #9)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteThis very special e-book will lift your spirits with inspiring stories of heroism, overcoming adversity, random acts of kindness, wise thoughts, and some really weird tales of people who benefitted from amazing luck. So put on your rose-colored glasses and curl up with these Uncle John's gems-both old and new-that prove once and for all, the glass really is half full! Some heartwarming examples:-The origin of Mother's Day-Strangers who saved the lives of strangers-The anonymous good deed that led to the "Pay it Forward" movement-How Rodney Dangerfield finally got some respect-The biologist who wrote a book and gave birth to the modern environmental movement-The bus driver who gave a man his shoes-The heroes of September 11th-Crime-stopping kidsAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Playtime! (Facts to Go #5)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteAlbert Einstein once said, "Play is the highest form of research." Uncle John adds: "And it's really fun!" And so is this e-book, which includes several classic articles from the Bathroom Reader archives along with a few all-new entries (including an inside look at the Angry Birds phenomenon). So whether you prefer a pair of dice, a deck of cards, a yo-yo, a game controller, or a doll (er...action figure), you'll find lots to keep you happily occupied in Playtime! Read about...-Classic kids' games from yesteryear-The cops who went Wii on the local news-People who get to play with Legos for a living-Boong-ga Boong-ga, and other odd Japanese video games-The little-known (and ironic) story of Monopoly-The origins of dice, Uno, bobbleheads, and Scrabble-The dark secret behind Amazing Sea-Monkeys-The fall of Atari and the rise of Nintendo-How to talk like a poker playerAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Screen Gems (Facts to Go #13)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteIf you love movies as much as we do, you won't want to miss this epic e-book! Several classic Bathroom Reader articles, along with a few new ones, will light up your tiny screen with all-things cinema-from the early days of silent movies to the futuristic world of visual effects. You'll laugh at hilarious bloopers and cringe at stunts gone wrong. And you'll never look at movies the same way again. So please turn off your phones and try not talk while you read about...-Awkward movie tie-in products-like Hunger Games silverware-Pulp Fiction, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus (and other "Almost Cast" actors)-The enormous cajones of Hollywood's stunt drivers-Our bleak future, as predicted by sci-fi movies-What a movie producer actually does all day-Why previews are called "trailers"-The all-time funniest movie lines-Ebert's best barbs-Who was Oscar?...And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Show Biz Blunders (Facts to Go #18)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteOops, they did it again. Whether it’s Tom Cruise going berserk on Oprah’s couch, Taylor Swift ending a relationship just so she can write a song, or Jennifer Lawrence falling at the Oscars--twice, when celebrities get involved, goofs are bound to happen. And those goofs take center stage in Showbiz Blunders, which includes several BRI classics along with some all-new hijinks from today’s (and yesterday’s) dimmest stars. So get ready to feel superior to folks who make way too much money as you read about. . . -Kooky stars: Shia LaBeouf apologizes for plagiarism via plagiarized statements and Tara Reid ponders where whale sharks come from -How to get fired from your own TV show -Hollywood’s biggest bombs: Jack and JillFrom Justin to Kelly, Battlefield Earth, and more -John Wayne as Genghis Kahn, possibly the most questionable casting decision ever -The day Johnny Cash accidentally burned down a forest -The fake reality of reality television -How the movie The Beach destroyed the beach it was filmed on -Eye-rolling movie bloopers--like digital watches in the Edwardian era -And the award goes to. . . oops! And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Sports Shorts (Facts to Go #17)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteUncle John’s Sports Shorts lets you relive the sporting world’s most incredible moments! From ancient stick-and-ball games to the physics of football, it’s all in here: great finishes, embarrassing losses, inside secrets, bizarre pastimes, and disastrous "Dumb Jocks” quotes--including this bewildering gem from the NFL’s Erik Ainge about Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez: "He’s stupid while being stupid. You have to be smart while being stupid, and he’s dumb while being dumb. ” Don’t even try to comprehend that, just read about what else you’ll find in Sports Shorts: -Bowling for humans -Reasons you should never mix hipsters, kickball, and alcohol -The hidden power of Olympic swimming champion Mark Spitz’s mustache -The origins of surfing, instant replay, ESPN, March Madness, cricket, stock car racing, and more -How the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders changed the way America watches sports -The biggest conspiracy theories in pro sports, the most shocking uses and abuses of the Stanley Cup, and the most hellish holes in golf -Baseball records that will never be broken -When soccer moms go ballistic And much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Talk Wordy to Me (Facts to Go #15)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteWe asked Roget himself what he thought of Talk Wordy To Me, and he gushed that it's "incredible, magnificent, wonderful, marvelous, spectacular, astonishing, awe-inspiring, tremen%hellip;" Then we cut him off because there's only so much room to tell you about all the great articles you'll find in this e-book about word and phrase origins, anagrams, palindromes, puns, jargon, tongue twisters, and the (unintentionally) naughtiest typos ever typed. What else is in here? Lots! A smorgasbord! A cornucopia! A plethora! Myriad! So expand your vocabulary with...-How txting b changin langage lol-The epic story of epic words that are losing their luster (like "epic")-A pop music anagram quiz-The world's wordiest novelist-Presidential misspeaks that spawned new words-Hilarious headstones from around the world-Words and phrases that are much older than you'd think (like "politically correct" and "truthiness")-Peter Mark Roget's obsessive-compulsive quest to create his famous thesaurus-What irony isn't-Trivia, with a catch--all answers contain pooAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go UJTV (Facts to Go #2)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteFrom the Honeymooners to Honey Boo Boo, this entertaining expose of all things television is full of behind-the-scenes secrets, amazing origins, quotes, quizzes, goofs, and fun facts. Culled from Uncle John's 25-year archive--along with a few all-new "very special episodes"--UJTV is sure to please boob-tube fans of all ages! Some sneak peeks:- Former TV child stars who shocked everyone by turning out okay- The surprising stories behind Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones- How Monday Night Football changed the face of television- TV's all-time most embarrassing news bloopers- The birth of Saturday Night Live- How angry TV writers get revenge- The history of the remote control- Bob's punniest burgersAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Facts to Go Where'd That Come From? (Facts to Go #4)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteUncle John's Where'd That Come From? delivers the true stories behind all sorts of things, even things you never thought of as having origins. Covering a wide range of topics--pop culture, science, sports, politics, customs, superstitions, language, and more--you'll discover the most engrossing origin stories from the BRI's deep archives, as well as some all-new "origin"al material! Find out about . . .- Why the number seven is considered lucky- An airplane in ancient Egypt, and other "OOPAs" (Out Of Place Artifacts)- Who put the hole in a doughnut, the K in K-mart, and the e in e-book- Automotive firsts--including the gas pump, the solar-powered car, and the drag race- The ancient games that led to golf, and the story of the boomerang- Louis Perrier, Earl Grey, Mrs. Paul, and other tasty namesakes- The origins of toothpaste, the color purple, the Ming Dynasty, Valentine's Day, the recycle symbol, Captain Kirk, "gobbledygook," and much, much more!
Uncle John's Fully Loaded: 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual #25)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteTake a seat and settle in—it&’s a gigantic treasury of trivia and humor for our twenty-fifth (is that porcelain?) anniversary! IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Gold Winner in Humor ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Honorable Mention in Humor &“Fully Loaded&” is putting it mildly. This behemoth of a book is overflowing with incredible stories, surprising facts, weird news, little-known origins, forgotten history, fun wordplay, and everything else that millions of loyal fans have come to expect from the world&’s best-selling bathroom reading series. As always, it&’s divided by length: quickies for the reader on the go, medium-sized articles for those with a few minutes to spare, and extra-long pieces for those truly leg-numbing experiences. Here are just a few of the hundreds of topics loaded into this edition of America&’s favorite source of fascinating information: * Forgotten Firsts * Dumb Crooks: Stoner Edition * Bizarre Japanese Video Games * The Kamikaze Instruction Manual * Our Lady of the Little Green Men * The Worst Fire in American History * The World&’s Worst Business Decision * The New Year&’s Eve Opossum Drop * Do Blondes Really Have More Fun? * Failed Doomsday Predictions * When Toilets Explode * and much, much more!
Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteOver the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers' Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn't help ourselves). That's page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. "It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!" So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you'll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at...- Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case.- Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.- Flubbed headlines: "British Left Waffles On House Floor"- Quirky stars: Billy Idol's concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in his dressing room.- Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a "VIP," be on the lookout for a "Very Intoxicated Patient."- And more!
Uncle John's Giant 10th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteOur first all-new edition to top 500 pages, this was the Bathroom Reader that made the publishing world stand up and take notice--these guys are here to stay. Also appearing for the first time in Giant 10th Anniversary is our famous "Extended Sitting Section," a series of extra-long articles for those truly leg-numbing experiences. There are also plenty of short and medium articles covering a whole host of topics, including little-known history, pop science, myth-conceptions, celebrity rumors, comedian quotes, and, of course, really dumb crooks. Read about . . .- The anatomy of laughter- Is your name your destiny?- The history of the electric guitar- What really happened at Roswell- The Politically Correct quiz- The secret of Nancy Drew- Legendary TV flops- Why you itch And much, much more!
Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteOne of Uncle John's all-time biggest sellers, Great Big is overflowing with everything our fans have come to expect: urban legends, forgotten history, myth-conceptions, business blunders, strange lawsuits, weird politics, amazing origins, dumb crooks, celebrity gossip, brain teasers, short facts, and more! Divided by length into short, medium, and long articles, Great Big is sure to be a hit with readers of all ages. A few standouts from these 460 pages:- The first computer programmers- Weird medical conditions- Brits Vs. Americans: a word quiz- Strange tourist attractions- The origin of the White House- The world's second-dumbest outlaw- The Tonight Show story- The forgotten hero of flagpole sitting- Why popcorn pops And much, much more!
Uncle John's Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader: Curiosities, Rarities & Amazing Oddities (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual #33)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteUncle John is back with another spectacular show—and it&’s right here in front of you!Uncle John&’s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader is bursting with the latest oohs and aahs from the worlds of pop culture, history, sports, and politics. Dazzling facts, jaw-dropping blunders, and astounding lists of trivia will make your visits to the throne room more entertaining than ever. Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, so there&’s always something to suit your needs. With Uncle John as the ringmaster for the 33rd straight edition, this Bathroom Reader is sure to be a crowd-pleaser!
Uncle John's Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteThe big brains at the Bathroom Readers' Institute have come up with 544 all-new pages full of incredible facts, hilarious articles, and a whole bunch of other ways to, er, pass the time. With topics ranging from history and science to pop culture, wordplay, and modern mythology, Heavy Duty is sure to amaze and entertain the loyal legions of throne sitters. Read about...Sideshow secretsThe worst movie ever madeThe hidden dangers of watching the Super BowlThe father of the shopping mallThe physics of breakfast cerealHow to speak dog, and how to crack a safeThe unluckiest train ride of all timeThe origins of casino gamesPowering your car with peeKeith Moon, bathroom bomberAnd much, much more!
Uncle John's Hindsight Is 20/20 Bathroom Reader: The Future Is Family, Friends, Facts, and Fun (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual #34)
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteThis 34th annual edition of Uncle John&’s Bathroom Reader offers an all-new collection of fascinating trivia, strange-but-true oddities, and the ever-popular stories of dumb crooks!Uncle John&’s Hindsight Is 2020 Bathroom Reader is packed with tons of new articles from the worlds of pop culture, history, and science to help you get everything out of your system the next time you visit the throne room! Articles range in length from a single page to extended page-turners, each as entertaining as the last. From iconic television roles that almost weren&’t to the origins of comic books, this 34th edition of fascinating trivia, hilarious lists, and notable quotes compiled by Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers&’ Institute will set your mind free to roam the world—and you won&’t even need to leave the house!
Uncle John's Impossible Questions (& Astounding Answers): And Astounding Answers
by Bathroom Readers' InstituteTest your smarts and then stump your friends with this collection of diabolical questions and answers that could only come from the trivia masters at the Bathroom Readers' Institute. Sure, everyone knows the Pilgrims sailed to the New World on the Mayflower, but how many people know what that ship smelled like? And it's a somewhat-known fact that Gene Roddenberry wrote lyrics to the Star Trek theme song, but few people know why he wrote them. Do you? You'll learn the answer to both of these conundrums--and hundreds more--after you read Impossible Questions. So expand your knowledge a wide array of topics including science, history, politics, sports, entertainment, language, and more. The questions may seem impossible, but the answers are just a page away!